Wasted wish

Dammit, Alexander! We had agreed that you would use the last wish to give each of us a billion dollars. Unless there are some large bills under these new titties of mine, I'd say you went off script. And I'm going to go way out on a limb and guess that these dirty fantasies I'm having of the two of us together  are part of the wish as well. Jackass.

Don't forget to get your requests in! March is Request Month! Check out the entry Requests: Wishes Do Come True on 2/18 for details.

A coaching vacancy

Kid, I'm really sorry I yelled at you, and I hope you're not angry. It's just that I've always been a big muscular guy, and this body you gave me is...disorienting. I don't mean to be pushy, and I'm really sorry I cut you from the basketball team, but do you have any plans to turn me back? Because tomorrow is Monday, and if coach Flanngan doesn't show up to practice, there are going to be questions.

New skills

Ever since the lab accident, my life has been turned upside-down. I used to be a tall Norwegian scientist named Lars. Since my DNA was replaced by that of a curvy Asian girl half my age, I've had to learn how to do everything all over again.  Even dressing myself proved far more complicated than I had expected. However, I discovered that I had a previously hidden talent for style and fashion. Who knew?

Hung over

Oh, damn. I had way too many pina coladas last night. I have no idea who that guy is next to me in bed, and I can't remember when or why I  drank the tg formula. At mos, I only have a few hours left before the change becomes permanent, and I can't even remember where I parked my car!

Be prepared

Unlike most of the men who get transformed at Bikini Beach, I was ready for the showers. Thus, I was able to dress in an outfit of my own choosing before the manager came to visit me. I love my new look! It's going to be an awesome summer! And who knows? If I save enough over the next few months, I may decide to upgrade to the lifetime pass.

A new life through subliminal magic

I don't get it, Tom. What am I supposed to hear? I think your iPod must be broken. All I hear is some static. Your music player is crap, just like all of those stupid inventions you tried to build to create the perfect girlfriend.You seriously need to get a life...wait. What was I saying? I think I was planning to go to the gym, but you know what sounds like fun? Snuggling on the couch and watching old movies.

Options to marvel over

Thanks, genie! You're the best! My first wish gave me everything I ever wanted: a sexy female body, the strength of a superhero, and the confidence to wear this outfit in public. My biggest problem now is figuring out what to do with the other two wishes...

Last man standing

I worked furiously after the DNA virus escaped containment. I had to find an antidote, or humanity as we knew it would be doomed. We had proved it was possible to reshape a person's physical form and psychological profile by rebuilding our genes. Using a base sequence from our lab assistant Michiko, we had turned a lab chimp into her exact duplicate, right down to her memories and personality quirks. Who knew that she was such a narcissist? She snuck a sample out of the lab and mutated it into a highly contagious virus. Within hours, the campus was swarming with Michikos. Within three days, the entire country had been converted. In just over a week, she had done what countless conquerors had failed to do: take over the world.

Sealed in my lab, I cobbled together a vaccine. There was only one way to test it, and I stepped out of the lab. Within minutes I was captured and brought to the gym. One of the Michikos addressed me while the others danced around, filling the gym with the virus.

"We congratulate you on your resourcefulness," she said. "But we both know how this is going to end. Our DNA is constantly refreshing us, keeping us as healthy twenty-one year olds forever, while you will grow old and die. No matter what you do, we will win. We know you have the knowledge to neutralize your vaccine. Why don't you do so and join us?"

I tried to resist, but all of the Michikos seemed so happy. Was it worth it to hold out, when all of humanity (and, presumably, the great apes) had been taken over by a single mass mind? Would anyone really care about my futile struggle? Despite myself, I found myself telling Michiko how to reverse the vaccine that protected me.

Remember that March is Request Month!

Guilty as charged

OK, you got me. I know I told you I would leave you some of the feminizing potion, but once I started to drink it, I just couldn't stop. It felt so good to feel my chest expanding until I outgrew my top. Maybe we could brew some more. I'd love to get even bigger, and from the look in your eyes, I can see you want to drink as much as I did.

Curses

I told the witch I was sorry for calling her a dumb cunt, but I don't think she lifted her curse. Now every time I swear, my body grows more feminine. Shit! They're still growing! And now they're growing some more.

Hmmmm....

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit......

The Succubus Club

Apparently, all my time on caption sites had earned me a special spot in Hell. Turns out, I have to serve for all eternity as a succubus. Satan's not such a bad boss, though. He let me convert my old friends into my sexy minions. Here we are in our human forms about to go on our first assignment: infiltrating a seminary o seduce some young priests. If all goes well, our little club will be larger tomorrow.

Dont believe the Skype

Honey, don't hang up! It's me, Bill. Did you see the news story about the outbreak of the TG Virus in Philadelphia? Well, the people at the conference center assured us we were safe, but somehow one of the caterers must have been a carrier. Could you put the kids on? I think I should be the one to tell them that they now have two mommies.

MAU MAU

Just for kicks, I tried to see if the MAU could turn me into identical twins. Even though there should be some problem with the law of conservation of matter, it worked. It's strange having one mind sharing two bodies. However, it's great knowing exactly how turned on I get by the sight of my own ass. Hmm, I wonder if my twin would be willing to try a three-way...of course she would!


















Don't forget: March is Request Month! 

Business trip

My boss offered me a choice: either accept a demotion in the Detroit office, or accept a permanent post as the company's agent on Genderswap Island. I actually thought about it...for about two seconds!

Requests: Wishes DO come true!

In the month of March, I have decided to offer you the chance  to make requests. If you follow my blog, you will get a good sense of my style and interests, so please keep those in mind when you request. My captions are rated PG-13, or R at worst, and they all center around magical gender change.

So, if you would like to have one of your wishes come true, send the name of the person you want changed, their new name, and one or more of the tags I have used in my previous captions. I did, and I couldn't be happier with the results!

Either reply in the comments section to this post, or send me an email at dunnere1 [at] gmail.com

Omega Babe

I held out against the virus as long as I could. One by one, my friends, family, and neighbors all succumbed. No mater who they were before, they transformed into a hot, eighteen year old nymphomaniac. I sealed myself in my room, watching the news as the virus spread around the world. Soon it became difficult to sleep, due to the noise of the constant orgy in the streets. As my food supplies ran low, I faced a choice: either give in to the virus or slowly starve to death. Moments after I broke the seal on my house I could feel myself change. One thought ran through my head: WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG?

The eternal witch

After the witch died, we thought it was safe to explore the haunted grove. Little did I suspect, however, that the old hag had found a way to cheat death. I found myself turning into the witch as she must have looked when she was eighteen years old. My head filled with all of her magical knowledge, and also with the certainty that my former neighbors would kill me if they laid eyes on me. I would have to use all the dark arts, and all the charms of my new body, to keep myself safe.

Bikini Beach upgrade

Look, I agreed to try Bikini Beach for a weekend, just so you could get this little lesbian fantasy out of your system. You had no right to upgrade me to a lifetime pass without my permission!

Spoiled for men

Dude, you thought you could keep me away from your girlfriend by turning me into a chick? Take a good look at the photo I'm sending you, and try to see beyond my tits. Yeah, that's Ellen's bathroom I'm in. Turns out, she swings both ways, and we had a fantastic time last night. I'd invite you to join us, but after our lesbian love fest, I think we're both spoiled for guys. Bye!

Love locket

OK, I admit it. The locket I bought for my wife's Valentine's Day gift was enchanted. And, I might add, it worked beautifully. She loved the gift, and as soon as she snapped it around her neck, her hair turned blonde, her boobs grew two cup sizes, and she became obsessed with making me happy.  I thought I had hit the jackpot...until I woke up the next morning with the locket around my neck. To my horror, I found that I had become the spitting image of the bimbo I had turned my wife into. Worse, I am unable to remove it. I wonder what my wife has in store for me...

Bimbo button

So, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you found the "Bimbo" setting on the remote. I suppose I should thank you for letting me keep my mind. I'll do anything to stop you from hitting the button again and turning me into your mindless slut. Yes, even that.

Nu-life, epilogue

I hope you're enjoying the benefits of your new body. While I would love to give you my personal attention, I now have seven billion daughter's, and it may take me a while for me to get to you. In the meanwhile, here are my commands as Dictator of the Earth: love each other. Create. Try something new. Have fun. If your batteries get low, have sex with your neighbor, or do what I do and replicate yourself for an instant sex partner.

Nu-Life, part 3

Dennis showed me everything about my new body. I was now built for pleasure, and every touch nearly brought me to orgasm. Dennis showed me how my new body was pretty much a stable nanite cloud now. I could change my shape to any form desired, even duplicating myself if ever I was short of a sexual partner.

The nanites had rendered me practically immortal, with no bodily needs other than for sex. Dennis' plan made sense. We could free the human race from everything that brought us down. We could end poverty and hunger, and instead of war, we could create a planet of love.

The solution was easy, really. All I had to do was to make sure that we could exhale clouds of active  nanites, set to a forty-eight hour time delay. Then, we infiltrate a dozen of the world's busiest airports. I figure we can infect 80% of the world's population before anyone even notices something is up. We set our plan into motion a day ago, and I'm putting the icing on the cake here at the Cannes Film festival. In less than a week, the whole earth will be the Planet of the Veronicas.

Did I allow my children free will, or will the newly transformed sexbots seek out a master to serve? You'll find out soon enough...

Nu-Life, part 2

I thought the transformation would hurt. It didn't. In fact, it felt...good. I also thought I would freak out at seeing a new, female face in the mirror. I didn't. In fact, I made a pretty hot babe. Finally, I thought that becoming some kind of sexbot android would feel strange. It didn't. In fact, I felt  could take on the world. For the longest time, I just stared at my new reflection, getting more turned on every second.

Dennis laughed as she watched the emotions play I've my face. "I know exactly what you're feeling," she said. "Honey, I'm here to help. If you think you feel good now, wait until you're charged with sexual energy."

It was all more than I could take in. "Why me? Why change me like this?"

Dennis sighed. "I told you. We need you to figure out a way to make the nanites go viral. My expertise is in programming and Heizenkeizer...Well, he's pretty much having a constant orgy with himself."

"Come again?"

"Long story. It will probably be easier to show you. You're going to love it! So, are you in?"

"I don't know. It's all so much..."

"Matt, once you see what your new body can do, you'll see what a gift we're bringing to humanity. But we have to act quickly. People will get paranoid if we move too slow. We'll be quarantined at best, or made into public enemies at worst. Tell me you'll help us."

I must have looked uncertain, because Dennis ran a hand up my thigh. My knees nearly buckled. "Feels good, doesn't it? That's all the food and drink and sleep you'll need  from now on. Now say yes."

"Oh, God, yes," I said, pulling Dennis in for a kiss. Maybe I wasn't thinking rationally, but I knew I needed this.

Nu-Life, part 1

(A tribute to the work that Sturkwork has generously shared on tgcomics.com)

"Don't you recognize me?"   the stunning brunette asked, blowing smoke from her cigar into my face.

"Should I?" I asked, clearly more interested in her lack of a bra than her name at the moment.

"It's me, Dennis," she said. That was clearly rubbish. Dennis was my bald, overweight friend who worked at Nu-Life. I made my skepticism known.

"If you had listened when I told you about our work with nanites, you might believe me, she continued. "Dr. Heizenkeizer finally found a way to use the morphonic resonator to transform organic matter into hyper-realistic synthetic sentient beings. He and I have replaced our original bodies and have upgraded ourselves to become VR-0-N1C/A model sexbots. While most Veronica models are mindless drones bound to their masters, we have found a way to maintain our free will. We will need it, if we are to deliver our gift to the human race."

I laughed. "Pull the other one. You're no android, and Dennis is a shithead prankster. You're talking about stuff that is impossible."

The woman smiled in a way that seemed eerily familiar. "You always were a skeptic, Matt. That's why I've been having you inhale the nanites that I've implanted in my cigar. We need you expertise if we're going to make our plan work. That's why we decided to have you join us."

Suddenly, I  felt dizzy...

Understanding girlfriend

I thought my girlfriend would freak out when I caught the TG Virus and wound up as a stacked blonde. She's fantastic, though. She took me shopping for new clothes, including the cute lingerie I'm wearing now, and she showed me how to do my hair and makeup. Later, she promised to teach me the wonders of the vaginal orgasm. She's the best!

Witchy surprises

I wasn't sure what to expect when my wife revealed that she was a witch and turned me into a woman. I had no idea she was bi, much less a sorceress. She seems fascinated with my new body, even to the point of comparing boob sizes. Tell me, is this sort of thing normal for lesbians to do?

Broken promises

I can't believe you lied that you told me that you would change me back if I dressed like this. You knew all along that the stupid remote was broken. Well, too bad you didn't use it to make me a horny him go, because if you even dreamed that I was going to let you touch this body, you have another think coming.

Revenge is Super

You thought you could humiliate me by turning me into a girl with that stupid wand of yours? Well, you made a mistake. A big mistake. See this "S" on my chest? I'm the real deal. You failed to give the wand certain specifications about the kind of girl you wanted to make, so the wand left it to my discretion. And don't even think about using the wand to fix you mistake because... oops!...a glance of heat vision is all it takes to turn your little toy into ash. So now I'm stuck like this. Sucks for you that I'm stuck in the perfect body to make your life a living hell...

Curse of the blue slime

As the slime slowly receded from my body, I could tell that it had changed me in a dramatic way. The two heavy weights on my chest told me immediately that the rumors were true: shiver invented the slime was determined to transform every last man on earth into a sexy babe. I had to warn someone before this stuff made it into the water supply. Well, maybe after I finish playing with myself. I just feel too good right now...

Problems with air travel

I don't know what you did, how you did it, or why you did it, but I was an Asian American businessman in a conservative grey suit when I boarded this crazy flight. Now I'm a sexy brunette Anglo babe in lingerie, and you tell me that we're going to land in Vegas rather than Chicago. What gives?

Groundhog Day

Well, I finally found the way to break the curse that has me perpetually living the same day over and over again. When February 3 finally arrives, I can go back to being a male accountant. No more life of luxury and mind-blowing sex as a gorgeous blonde...come to think of it, Groundhog Day is a largely underrated holiday. I think I'll live in this reality forever.

Would be witch

Damn it. The spell that turned me into a chick is somewhere in this book. I can't make head or tail of it, though. I thought witchcraft would be easy now that I was a woman, but all I've been able to do is cast spells that turned my hair blonde and made me really horny all the time. Stupid book.