Eternal Twilight

Not exactly what I imagined I'd get when I wished for immortality.

I guess I should have guessed that becoming a vampire was a possibility, but a female vampire? That's pushing it, genie.

Sorry

OK, honey, I admit it. It was wrong to cheat on you. And your curse has shown me how wrong it is to treat women like sexual objects. Even if I could wear clothes other than sexy lingerie, I would have gotten that message. And I'm pretty sure that if you hadn't turned my mistress Fiona into a dog, she would totally agree with me.

Swapping summer

Having fun at math camp, "Brian"? I can't believe I suckered you into swapping bodies with me for the whole summer.  I dumped that gross boyfriend of yours, and your friend Mandy and I have developed a special friendship. She's always had a crush on you. Did you know that? Anyhow, since you need my cooperation to switch back, I've decided to change the terms of our little agreement. Now I need you to bring my math grade up to a B AND send me those sexy things you hide in the back of your dresser. I think tonight's the night with Mandy!

Real and magnificent

Dude! Your tits are magnificent! I want a pair just like them. Zap me with that Ray gun of yours again. As long as I'm a girl, I want to be a stacked girl.

Keep calm and carry on

While the rest of the cabin was in a state of pandemonium, I kept my cool and tried to find out what had happened. It seemed that most of the earth's population had randomly switched bodies with a nearby person. Scientists were looking for a way to help people get back to their old bodies, but I knew that it was too late for me, as the shock of switching had killed my eighty year old old body in the seat next to me. I knew that it was going to be an interesting couple of days after that eight year old kid claiming to be the pilot lands this plane.

Oh, fudge

What am I going to do? The potion was supposed to wear off at noon, but I'm still a chick. I have no wallet, no decent clothes, and I have to pick up the boys at soccer practice in ten minutes. My wife is going to kill me!

Last day

Come on, Jim, we have to go pack. Our vacation is over. I know it's been fun learning how the other half lives. I've had fun being a guy for the past few weeks. But all good things have to end. Out flight leaves in three hours...You're not switching back, are you?

Time's up

It has been a wonderful vacation, but now it must come to an end. I have a choice to make. If I drink from the cup on the left, I get my old body back, and tomorrow morning I'm on a flight bound for home. If I drink from the cup on the right, I give up my old life, and I stay in this body on this island paradise forever. What to do?

Great Shifted

Tyler was initially freaked out when he woke up in the body of his beautiful neighbor. But when he found out about the effects of the Great Shift worldwide, he realized it could have been a lot worse. Deciding to put on a striptease for himself was probably not the most mature way to spend his first day as a woman, but it sure was fun!

A two for one sale

Guess which one of these lovely sexbots I uploaded my consciousness into?...wrong! I loaded myself into both of them. Why be just one sexy babe when you can be two? Now if you'll pardon me, I have some self-exploration to do.

Inspect me

Don't look at me like that, bud. It was my decision to replace my body with a synthetic replacement. I suppose I could have remained male, but the "Erika" model was just too tempting. Check me out. I challenge you to find any part of me that does not appear fully human. Or feel fully human for that matter. Go on. Touch me.

Upgrade

The Great Shift occured while I was entirely route to Paris. My new body, despite being female, is definitely an upgrade from my dumpy old male one. Know what else got upgraded? My seat. First class rocks!

Still growing

I hadn't expected the changes to be so sudden-or so painful-- after I contracted the TG Virus. Just minutes ago I was a buff fireman. Looks like a pole is still going to be a big part of my job...

Growing

Don't give me that look, Dave. I told you to take no more than a sip of the witches potion. You had to go and drink the whole bottle. You had just better hope that they stop growing while you can still stand upright.

J'accuse!

Don't look at me like that, Sid. Do you think I broke the transformation gun on purpose? I'll find a way to change you back, I promise. To make it up, how about I take you to dinner and a movie.

Valentine

For once, my wife got me what I really wanted for Valentine's Day. And I finally promised to spend a day shopping with her. After all, I could really use some new clothes!

Debt

Shit. She wasn't kidding when she said she would find a way for me to work off my debt to the casino. I wish I hadn't blown so much at the roulette table. Even at five hundred dollars a night, I'll be working in this body for at least five years!

Drink!

Come on, Bill. We both drank the potion. Do we look upset to you? Being a chick is fantastic, and we know you'll love it. What do we have to do to convince you?

Careful, your wish must be

Tony had no regrets about his wish. "I wish I was a Jedi" got him into the Star Wars universe and gave him a killer bod to boot!

Choice

After living with the effects of the TG Virus for three months, Albert finally obtained a vial of the antivirus. When he had first transformed, he would have given his left arm to change back. Now he stared at the vial on the kitchen counter. Did he really want to give up his new life?

Give me

Give me the gun, Roy. There's not a single man left on the island. You've changed every last one of us. The others have regressed and are now nothing more than perpetually horny bimbos. I can stop it, but you have to give...you have to give...give it to me, Roy! I need you to give it to me long and hard!

Notes

Aw, crud, John thought. He had hoped that his wife's notes would contain hints about the spell she had used to swap his gender. Instead, all he found was a scribbled note: "I hope you enjoy catcalls and periods, you cheater, because there's no way to reverse hex magic. And stop reading my notes!"

Crash

What the he'll? The last thing I remember, my dad was out of control, and I smashed through this bridge and was plunging towards the canal. Now I'm a chick, with wings no less! I never really believed in the afterlife, but if this is what it is like, I should have died ages ago!

Closer

Dude, I know you thought you were doing me a favor when you used your last wish to wish that your sister and I were closer. But I'm pretty sure you didn't intend to give me her body. And I'm really sure you didn't intend to turn her into my dress!

Margaritaville

Hey, buddy. That bottle of margarita mix you had stashed in the fridge? That wasn't for making margaritas, was it?

Twinsies

Hi, Sarah! Do you remember my husband Mike? He and I were having marital difficulties, and we decided that we loved each other more like siblings than like spouses. Long story short: he agreed to become my twin sister. Now we couldn't be closer!

Relax

Just relax, Gordon. Soon you'll be a beautiful woman, like me, and nobody will remember your ugly old male self.  Just let the magic suds do their work, and I'll show you how much better your new body is.

Groundhog Day

Every morning, William woke up and found that it was still February 2. He had been caught in a loop where time never seemed to move forward. After a few hundred times, he might have gone mad, but then he started waking up in the body of a different beautiful woman each day. Suddenly, this eternal time loop didn't seem quite so bad.

Jealous

I see Trent out in the audience, looking pathetic. He could have been the one on stage right now, awash in the envy and desire of thousands. He had his chance to drink the potion, but he chickened out. Should I be a good friend and tell him about the second dose I have stashed in my room, or should I let him stew a while longer? I would never have toyed with people back when I was a guy, but I find it so much more fun now.