Witched

The witch who crashed our Halloween party said that she was going to turn us into whoever we were dressed as. This isn't fair! I was dressed as a big, blue genie, not Princess Jasmine!

Ruh-roh!

"Jinkies, Fred, I think that the warlock who has been hiding out in the amusement park might have magic powers after all!"

"Velma, you know better than that. There's no such thing as magic."

"Oh, yeah? I'm not Velma! I'm Shaggy! Zoinks!"

A tiny adjustment

My wife said she picked out a Halloween costume for me. I scoffed when she clipped fairy wings onto my back. I wasn't laughing for long, however.  My body started to change into an exact copy of the woman at my office with whom I had an affair. To make things worse, the costume also shrank me until I was six inches tall!

New skin

I played the Overwatch Halloween event compulsively for days until I finally won a "super-ultimate" loot box. Turns out the new legendary skins don't just change the appearance of the character, they change the appearance of the gamer! I'm glad I play Mercy rather than Roadhog!

What it looks like

Honey, this isn't what it looks like. Unless it looks like I got morphic nanite surgery to get this body to seduce our neightbor's lesbian daughter. Then it's exactly what it looks like.

New relationships

People tell me that I'm adjusting well to my new body after contracting the TG Virus. I feel bad for my wife, though. Ever since I got the body you see here, she's gotten tired of telling people I'm her adopted granddaughter...

Ripped

Eric's wish to have the hottest bod at the gym did not go entirely as planned. Really, if more people read this site, there wouldn't be quite so many clumsy wishes.

All for you

Do you like the new me? The potion the old Chinese lady turned me into the woman of your dreams, just like she said it was. You know I always had a crush on you, but I was gay and you were straight and I knew that my attraction made you uncomfortable. How do you like me now?

Sculpted to perfection

After hours of playing with the magic remote, I finally had the body of my dreams. Goodbye, James the grocery clerk. Hello, Vanessa the swimsuit model!  I'm trying to think of a single reason why I put this off for so long!

Help, please

Don't leave me here like this!  I'm sorry I didn't respect you. I'm sorry I slept with your best friend.  I'm really sorry I slept with your sister. Now please change me back. Those men said they wanted to keep me here as one of their whores. I can't live like that. It's beneath me...oh, my god! Did you just make my tits bigger?

Oblivious

"Seriously, how can he not notice the transformation yet? Those new knockers of his have to weigh fifteen pounds each!"

"All part of the prank, my friend. The potion we slipped him will keep him oblivious to the change until three hours have passed."

"But by that time the change will be irreversible!"

"Yeah, I'm not seeing a downside here. Do you?"

For honor

Marvin knew that certain responsibilities came with his new body. He hadn't asked to become Wonder Woman, but he knew that he should have worded his wish more carefully. "There'll be time for jilling off later," he said. "Right now there's a dam that's about to burst, and they need my help!"

Cleaning up

I'm Hank, the former night janitor for Wayne Industries.  Two nights ago, Poison Ivy broke into the botany labs and tried to plant some device there.  The Batman arrived just in time, but in their ensuing fight, they really trashed the place. Enter me.

I was nearly done when I cut myself on the remains of Ivy's device.   It wasn't bad, but the wound started to sting intensely.  I passed out from the pain, and when I woke up, I looked like this. Turns out the villaness wanted to transform all men of Gotham into copies of herself. I know I should be seeking a cure, but the longer I stay like this, the more Ivy's plans make sense to me.  I wonder how hard it would be to break her out of Arkham? Do you think she might become my girlfriend?

Girl of your nighmares

So you thought you could turn me into a chick and banish me to the Nightmare Realm? Well, I have news for you, buddy. I'm the Queen of this place now, and I'm going to be haunting your dreams every night until you die. And in those dreams, I'm going to take your dick just like you took mine. Only my way is a lot more painful...


Editor's note: Sorry about the long hiatus.  It's actually because of a lot of good things going on in my life, so nothing to worry about.  I'll probably be a little sporadic before I get back to regular posting. In the meantime, enjoy this pr-Halloween fun!