Time's Up

What do you mean the wand isn't working anymore?  Look, Tim, I only agreed to this with the understanding that you could change me back. I have to be home in fifteen minutes. My wife is going to freak when she sees me like this.

Take a look

"I don't care if you deny it. Someone turned me back into a woman, and you're the only person in the world I know of who has a magic wand."

"For the tenth time, I swear it wasn't me. I turned you  back into a guy."

"Take a look at these! Do I look like a guy!"

"It must be the wand.  It must see your female form as your new default."

"Well change me back again."

"I'll try, but it will be only a temporary fix. Every morning, you'll revert to your female body."

"Great..."

Heat of the moment

So...my brother and I were messing around with this wand we found in the dumpster behind the magic shop.  He turned me into a chick, and I turned him into a stuffed rabbit. Pretty fucking hilarious, right?  Well, it turns out that he has to lift my curse first in order to use the wand again, and in his current condition, he isn't really up to using the wand.

Crap.

Lost

Where was it? I knew that I had put the wand safely in my purse. If I could not find it before midnight, I would be screwed, and the disguise I had made for myself would become my default body. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, to change myself into a sexy woman to secure the Biggs contract. But how could I have been so careless? Now Mr Biggs thinks he can have his way with me, and I have no idea how to get out of this situation!

Wanded

I don't know why the wand isn't working anymore, Timothy.  I'm really sorry.  But maybe look on the bright side. You could have been stuck when I turned you into a dog before. That body is pretty sweet, and you even got a marriage proposal from Mr. Witherspoon across the street.

Best gym ever

Yeah, dude, it's me. It's Bill...I know, right? I never thought I would enjoy being a chick, but I have to tell you, it's great. I feel better than I ever have in my whole life. You should give it a try. There's a guy in the locker room with a magic wand who will change you if you ask him...Look, if you try it, we can fool around. Sound good? Or you can play with your own boobs. I'll be happy to watch.

Apologies

Look, for the thousandth time, you don't need to apologize. We were both screwing around with the wand, and things got a little crazy. How were we to know that it would vanish after the thirteenth use?  I've learned to live like this and there are a lot of good things about being a babe.  Does it really bother you that much when I walk around topless? It never did before.

Let's play find the wand!

Um, no. I have no idea what happened to the wand. One moment, it was sitting there on the shelf. The next, it was buzzing and sparking and I found myself in this sexy new body. Then the wand vanished inexplicably. Clearly it was defective...what's that? I never touched it!...well, maybe just a little...OK, I used it. But can you blame me?

A little reward at the end of the day

All day long, I had been zapping strangers with the wand. Our city is now filled with gorgeous, busty women.Yeah, you're welcome. As I went home to contemplate this paradise I had created, I began to realize how much fun these newly transformed women seemed to be having. I knew I had a choice to make, and in the end it wasn't hard. I aimed my wand at the mirror, and I used my last charge on myself. Time to rejoin paradise.

Good look

Take a good look, "Matt".  This is my body now, and you're not getting it back. So you're going to have to live as an overweight loser. I think I'm going to head to the comic shop and soak up the attention. That's right. Sorority girl "Anna" is now one hundred percent nerd girl.

Spy

Here comes Lacey up the walk. She would flip if she knew that I used the wand to turn myself into a copy of her best friend Jin. But I had to know if the two of them were having a lesbian affair...I kind of hope they are now.

So heavy

"They feel good, but I had no idea that they would be so heavy."

"I think the wand has one more charge, Daniel. Do you want me to change you back?"

"Don't you dare! Instead, can you make them bigger and more sensitive?"

Like, OMG

Oh, my God! What am I going to do? How on earth did I allow the magic wand to fall into the garbage disposal? My kids are going to be home from school any minute. How am I going to tell them that their daddy now looks like their babysitter? What on earth am I going to tell my wife?

That moment

That moment when your friend tells you that he used the last charge in his magic wand to turn you into his dream girl.

Broken

The wand is broken? You can fix it, right? Or get another? I can't be stuck like this! My daughter will freak if she finds out you changed me into her twin.

Hidden

Oh, you thought you were pretty funny when you used your magic wand to turn me into an Asian hottie. Well, you shouldn't have been so careless in hiding it. It's my wand now. I realize I could use it to turn myself back into "Brad," but "Emily" has such a better life that I've decided to stay this way. Oh, and good luck finding the wand again. I'm much better at hiding things than you are.

Remember

John, you have to snap out of it! I know you used the wand to change shape, but we're in a world of trouble if we don't give it back to the witch right away!

I'm afraid I don't know who this "John" you mention is. I did meet a nice lady who asked for her wand back. She said she would give me a reward for helping her out.

Perfect

"Alan, what's happening to me? First, I turn into a chick. Then, my hair turns blonde. Now, my tits are bigger than canteloupes!"

""It's the wand, Mark. I wished for the perfect girlfriend. I think the wand used you for raw materials, and now it's using every stray fantasy in my head to change your body."

"Well, knock it off. What will happen to me if you get the urge to have sex with a three-titted babe?"

"Um, I was actually thinking how hot it would be to date a real live superhero."

Champions

"Girls," Evan said, "before we start the lingerie football championships, I have a confession to make. I'm really a guy who used a magic wand to change genders so I could play with you girls."

"Really?" Mandy asked. "That's so funny! I was once a guy named Mike who used the MAU to change genders."

"Magic remote," Carla said.

"Bikini Beach. Lifetime," Karen added.

The team all shrieked with laughter and headed out onto the field.

Using the wand

OK, I'll admit it. I used the wand to give myself this body. I wanted to see what it was like to be a woman, and I guess I got a little carried away. And do you know what? It's awesome! I'm thinking of staying like this. So if you keep my secret, I'll let you fool around with my new tits...what's that? You would rather I give you a body like mine? Well, I can't say I blame you!