The Old Me

Hey, "big brother"! I just wanted to send you a picture of how your old body is having fun in Cancun!  How does it feel, having to work at a crappy job while Daddy's Little Princess gets to have the time of her life? I know the old me would be jealous AF.  And did you know that your friends are open to a little bisexual experimentation?  All it took was a little nudge from the "new Karen".  I was going to switch us back next week, but now I'm not so sure...