Foul ball

Attendance at Dodger's games has soared ever since they began the "Catch a foul ball, win the body of your dreams" promotion.

Not tired at all

Man, they weren't kidding when they said that the Sexbot3000 had unlimited endurance. I was pretty freaked out when I learned that the only model available was female, but after fucking my way through every man and woman in this single's resort, I think I could get used to my new life. Now the only hard part is waiting for them to recover and rehydrate.

Request: Mark Learns the Rules

I had been tempted by the promise of infinite power. What can I say? I was weak.  But it was worth it. Now I had the full powers of the goddess Hecate.  There were only two catches. I could never leave the tropical island where I found the idol that changed me, and I could never again assume male form. Technically, that makes me a prisoner. Still, I don't feel too bad about my choice. I see a shipful of playthings heading my way. This should be fun.

Amazon Prime

When I signed up for Amazon Prime Deluxe, I had no idea that my first delivery would be a vial of nanites that would give me the Amazonian body of my dreams!  And it got here in two days or less!

Cursed

This was getting insane. No matter that I tried, I couldn't remove the cursed necklace.  And now, whenever someone says the word "chimpanzee," I turn more feminine and my tits grow a cup size.

In hindsight, maybe it wasn't a good idea to visit the zoo today.

Jealous

Hey, there are our wives. I think it's funny that they thought they were punishing us by turning us into the chicks we were ogling. This is a million times better. Look how jealous they are that were having the time of our lives. And won't they be surprised when they find that their magic wands have been "accidentally" broken.

Fan favorites

Attendance at Dodgers games was dwindling, until the front office came up with the "Win the Body of your Dreams!" promotion. These lucky fans are Dodgers fans for life!

A simple wish

I made a simple birthday wish to be happy. I didn't know what to expect. The magic of the wish turned me into Mary Sue. I'm beautiful, rich, and young. Everyone wants to please me, and problems just melt away when I'm around. Anybody I have the slightest interest in immediately falls in love, and this fantastic body of mine gives me unbelievable sexual pleasure. You might think that having a life where everything is so great might lead to soul-draining emptiness...but it's great!

Jealous

My wife was hurt and confused when she discovered all of the TG sites in my browser history. Somehow, she thought she would get even with me by slipping the nu-gen nanites into my beer. Now, she's so jealous of my Sexbot 3000 body that she's saving up for another dose for herself.  All's well that ends well...

Bikini Beach Bonanza

She was the most beautiful woman I had ever met. I had no idea why she would be into a guy like me, but I was not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Her name was Elaine, and with her perfect face and luscious body, she was like a dream come true. I nearly fainted when she offered to take me to her exclusive beach club. I had heard rumors about Bikini Beach, and if the women there looked half as good as Elaine, I was in for a treat. She even said she was going to give me a free two year pass.

 Elaine said we were going to pick up a few of her friends before we reached the club. The first to get into the car was Ming, an Asian beauty whose tiny bikini did little to cover her ample melons. Ming dragged me into the back seat and began to kiss and grope me. I was turned on but worried I was going to blow my chance with Elaine. "Don't worry, Jon," Elaine said. "We're all going to have a lot of fun together when we reach the beach."

The third friend to get in the car was Jen, and she had the biggest tits I had ever seen. Instead of taking the empty seat up front, she squeezed into the back seat, pressing me between her and Ming. She seemed eager to have me touch her breasts, and all three girls giggled about how much fun the beach was going to be.

I was so turned on when we reached the club that I had to walk funny to the men's shower room, lest my boner be obvious. As I showered before I put on my suit, a pink mist filled the room and I felt light headed. Something had changed, but it wasn't until Elaine, Ming, and Jen appeared out of nowhere that I realized I had turned into a girl. And what a girl! My tits were at least as big as Jen's. I had a tiny waist and sexy toned legs. My face was alluring, with plump lips that just begged to be kissed.

"Wear this bikini, Jon," Elaine said. "It will guarantee that you'll be a lot of fun for the next two years.  I didn't really have a choice. The other girls practically wrestled me into the tiny strips of black cloth. Almost immediately, my mind grew fuzzy. What was I worried about? I was so sexy! And...stuff. I know  should have been worried about losing my intelligence so quickly, but I can honestly say I didn't care. The girls were already starting to grope me, and each touch felt so good.

"You're our plaything, now, Jonnie," Elaine whispered in my ear. "Hope you like it."

"Totes!" I enthused. "Now make me fun, and I'll do the same for all of you!"

Staying in Vegas

Hi, "Bill," it's me! Don't I look good in your old body? I want to thank you for taking such good care of it, and you must have done something right to grow these world class titties. Oh, don't look so angry. You were just a high priced Vegas call girl who was planning to rob me blind after we fucked. Well, guess who got robbed? Looking like this, I'm going to have a blast in your body. You should have fun in mine while you can. Before we switched bodies, the police were close to tracking me down for the bank I robbed in Reno.

Sex goddess

You should have known that wishes are usually granted literally. What were you thinking when you wished for me to be your 'sex goddess girlfriend'? Oh, I'll be your girlfriend, but remember that I have all the powers of a real goddess now. Since you forgot to specify that I SHOULDN'T be a total bitch, I'm going to make you pay for turning me into a chick.

Lucky winner

Each visit to the TG Captions 4 Ever surrenders you in the sweepstakes to win a summer-long pass to Bikini Beach. I won last year, and I liked my new body so much I upgraded to a lifetime membership.  Hurry now while the showers are stuck on the "Denise Milani" setting!

Losers

Don't look at me like that, guys. A bet is a bet. You guys lost, so you have to soak in the tub until you're changed to my specifications. One month in those bodies: that was the deal. But I'll make another wager for you. Whichever one of you makes me the happiest gets to change back after one week. The other has to stay in that body for a whole year...

One Sip

One sip is all it took to give me this body, and the cup is still nearly full. I'm not greedy. Would you like a sip? Think of the fun we'll have together. Or should I just spike the punch at the party you're throwing tonight? Imagine a room full of horny girls, all of them looking like me!

Thank you!

Thank you for all of your requests this month. I find that granting your wishes keeps me refreshed and inspired.

This Transformation Wine is delightful, and there is still a lot left in the bottle. If there is still a wish you would like me to grant, don't be afraid to make a request!

Request: William gets a pass

William thought that his life was over when he was hit by the truck. The driver had been drunk and was doing double the speed limit. William never saw it coming. All he knew was that he was crossing the street one moment, and the next he was waking up in a hospital bed. His hips and legs were shattered. The doctors said he would never walk again. Severe damage to William's liver and kidneys meant that his life would almost certainly be short and painful.

Fortunately, William hired a sharp lawyer. The trucking company agreed to a settlement. The large sum of money could not make William's physical suffering go away, though, so his lawyer gave him the business card of Bikini Beach. The settlement was more than enough for William to buy the young, healthy body of his dreams. The old woman who ran the place felt sorry for him, so she even threw in a little something extra up top.  Mark still doesn't walk much anymore. She dances!

Lightning strikes twice

I'm the luckiest guy in the world! I volunteered to be the first human subject for nanite therapy. The procedure was supposed to cure my cancer. Well, it did just that, but some joker thought it would be funny to rewrite my DNA to give me the body of this busty model. When the lab couldn't change me back, I sued and won a nine figure settlement. The joke's on them. I love my sexy new female body. And now I have the money to pamper myself like I deserve.

Double meanings

I'm sorry, Roy. When Sharon used the last charge in the cursing stone, she was pissed that I had called her a bitch. She said "I wish you and your jackass friend knew what it was like to be total bitches." Somehow, you became a female dog and I became...me. There's no denying that you got the worst of it. Being a sexy bitch is a blast! People fall all over themselves to make you happy, and you get to treat them like shit. For instance, I figured out how to reverse the curse, but I'm not going to. Why? Total bitch! Now tell me who's a good doggie!

100,000 hits!

In less than a month online, you have helped TG Captions 4 Ever get over a hundred thousand hits! There is magic in your visits, and you patronage has given me the power to give myself the body I have always dreamed of. Thank you so much! Keep coming back, and you may feel the magic, too...