Hung over

Um, maybe I shouldn't have been drinking when we made our wishes with the genie.  The lamp is nowhere to be found, and I'm pretty sure I was a dude last night. And I'm almost certain that you only had one dick.

Ripped

Eric's wish to have the hottest bod at the gym did not go entirely as planned. Really, if more people read this site, there wouldn't be quite so many clumsy wishes.

For honor

Marvin knew that certain responsibilities came with his new body. He hadn't asked to become Wonder Woman, but he knew that he should have worded his wish more carefully. "There'll be time for jilling off later," he said. "Right now there's a dam that's about to burst, and they need my help!"

Patriotic Wish

Every year, on the Fourth of July, Frank made the same wish as he watched the annual fireworks display.  "I wish I could protect my country, just like a superhero."  This year, his wish was granted!

Ex-Man

Larry's wish was vague, he had to admit. He told the genie that he wanted to bean X-Man.  Rather than ask for clarification, the genie gave Larry both interpretations of his wish. Larry found himself to be a member of Xavier's School, and he also became an "ex-man".

A big wish

Of course I'm not mad. You used your only wish to try to help me with my gender dysphoria. And I love the body you gave me. I have never felt more like myself before. Of course, I would have preferred one that was closer to 5'6", but I wouldn't go back for anything. 

Birthday wishes

I gave my wife a wishing ring for her birthday. She wanted to explore lesbian sex, so she turned me into a woman. Perhaps I should have told her that the ring only contained one charge...

Reach for the Star

I suppose I could have used my other wish to revers the effects of the first one. In hindsight, "I wish I could travel among the stars" was a pretty vague one. Who could blame the genie for turning me into Starfire?  I never asked to become a woman, or an alien for that matter, but I've never been the type to ignore an opportunity for adventure. There's a whole lot I intend to explore. After that, I may travel into space...

Beach Party...of Doom!

You stupid twit. You know that genies twist wishes. What made you think "I wish my life would be an awesome permanent beach party" was a good idea? The genie clearly felt there weren't enough babes to qualify as "awesome," so he turned me and the other guys into chicks.  Now were stuck like this forever!  It may be awesome for you, but I have sand in places I didn't have yesterday!

Need for speed

Brian was a Nascar fan through and through. His one wish was to be in the winner's circle at the Daytona 500.  Perhaps he should have been more careful with the wording.

SIster act

When my sister wished that we were twins, I thought she was being crazy and cruel. But these last few weeks have been a blast.  I've never felt closer to her, and we do everything together now.

Everything...

Thank you, sis!

Getting wild

"You had one wish, Rob, and the best you could come up with  was 'I wish I could get wild with Wonder Woman'?  Did you think for a second that the genie would use me for raw materials?  I'm your best bud.  We were in Boy Scouts together! How could you do this to me? Oh, well. At least you said 'get wild with' instead of 'have sex with.' I definitely plan on getting wild. I hope you don't bruise easily....Come to think of it, I hope you do."

Boss lady

Why do wishes have to be so complicated? When I said "I wish to be the billionaire CEO of a major company," I thought I would find a pile of Microsoft stocks in my portfolio. Instead, I woke up in the body of Jackie Victoria, the heiress to the lingerie empire.  I'm also their hottest model.  My new daddy is sick, and he just appointed me the CEO to run the company in his place.  I better get dressed before I go meet the board...

Regrets

Look at me!  Was wishing for eternal youth and beauty really the right thing to do? I had to give up my manhood, and now I must watch as everything I've ever known grows old and fades.  On the other hand, I'm really hot! Might as well enjoy myself...

Rich and famous

Well, when I wished to be rich and famous, I should have known something like this could happen. I found myself in the body of Tiffany Styles, the hottest country singer in years.  I have five minutes until I'm due on stage. I sure hope I know how to play this thing.

Wishbone

Hey, Anthony? Looks like I got the big half of the wishbone. Guess what I wished for?

Midnight

At midnight, we all made a wish.  One of us had his answered. Gary wished that I would become his girlfriend, Jessica Rabbit.  Why couldn't he at least have picked one of the women at the party?  Well, he can play pat-a-cake by himself. I'm going to spend 2017 getting even with him.

The Queen

Robert wished he could rule over a fantasy kingdom. He had assumed that the wish would make him a king. Instead, he found himself in the body of Margaery Tyrell, who had been married to not one but three kings of Westeros.  Now she just had to remember to stay out of the Sept of Baelor!

Editor's note:Um, I guess I should have issued a spoiler alert. But the episode aired six moths ago. Seriously, when are you planning on watching everything you saved on your DVR?

Gift of the Magi

Dylan and Tom each made a Christmas wish to have a sexy girlfriend who loved him passionately. Their wishes were granted, and each was transformed into becoming the ideal girlfriend for the other.  Tom and Dylan could not be happier with the outcome!

Merry Christmas, and Peace on Earth!

Winning

I wanted to make a selfless wish, so I wished that our soccer team could be the league leaders.  Well, I should have known that wishes can be fickle. My teammates and I found ourselves on an undefeated championship team: the Hanoi Dragons of the Vietnamese Women's Football Association.  The guys were pretty upset with me, but I have to admit, being on a winning team feels fantastic. And the showers afterward are even better!