Hindsight

So, in hindsight, wishing for more wishes wasn't a great idea.  Being a genie and being forced to grant wishes was bad enough, but my appearance is shaped by the desires of the wielder. The frat boys who found the lamp have a certain idea of what a genie should look like. And their wishes have been pretty unimaginative so far. Almost all of them involve me giving head...

Hung over

Um, maybe I shouldn't have been drinking when we made our wishes with the genie.  The lamp is nowhere to be found, and I'm pretty sure I was a dude last night. And I'm almost certain that you only had one dick.

21st Century Language

"What the hell is this, genie? I wished to be the hottest dude on the beach.  Why on earth did you give me tits and a pussy?"

"It has been clear from my study of your language that for the last several years, 'dude' can be used to refer to people of either gender.Now if you'll excuse me, you have used your wish. I'm off to enrich someone else's life now..."

Ex-Man

Larry's wish was vague, he had to admit. He told the genie that he wanted to bean X-Man.  Rather than ask for clarification, the genie gave Larry both interpretations of his wish. Larry found himself to be a member of Xavier's School, and he also became an "ex-man".

Point of view

OK, Genie, very funny. It would have been easy to drop a little understanding on me when I wished to understand my girlfriend better.  But you had to go and make me her twin.

Now I was planning on using my last two wishes for money and a long life, but now that I see things through her eyes, I'm going to wish that we were lesbians and that we could experience the most powerful orgasms on earth.

We meet again

Oh, it's you. You finally found me. As you can see, I've been making the most of my life since that stupid wish of yours turned me into your wet dream. You should have wiped my mind, though, because there was no way I was going to even consider letting you touch me. Instead, I met Alan. He's rich and generous and he owns this whole lake.  And he's eighty-seven years old and has made me his sole beneficiary. So, um, thanks for the wish. I'm still not interested in you, but there are plenty of lonely old rich guys still out there.

Loophole

Hey, Genie? When I wished that I would win the "Best in Class" award at the cosplay convention, I was sort of hoping you could tweak my Ultron or Spike Spiegel outfits.  I didn't think you would go so far as to swap me with the girl who actually won the award!

Happy

I don't know why I trusted the genie, but I decided to give him a lot of leeway. "I just wish I were happy," I said to him.  Well, he restored me to perfect health and made sure that I had caring friends and enough money to love comfortably for the rest of my life. For some reason, he also turned me into a hot chick.  I was angry at first, but after I experienced an orgasm or two, I can honestly say that I'm happier now than I've ever been!

Translation error?

Stupid genie! I had one wish, and he screwed it up! All I wanted was to play third base for the Cubs. How is turning me into a half-naked chick granting my wish in the slightest?

Never trust a laughing genie

"Really?" the genie asked, laughing. "You're going to go with 'I wish I could get my hands on a ripe pair of tits whenever I want' for your third wish?"

This was the third such wish that week. Sometimes stupid masters took the fun out of twisting wishes, but the genie never tired of this particular twist.

What you wish for

I thought I was pretty clear when I wished for "kick-ass mental powers."  I mean, all the genie had to do was grant me a little mind control, and I would have been on my way to building my own harem. Instead, he thought it would be funny to swap my gender, turn me Asian, and give me all of the powers of Psylocke.  Well, not exactly what I wanted, but I've been having a hell of a time getting to know my new body. And as for the "kick-ass" part of my wish, the Genie was pretty literal about that. So if you touch me again without asking, I'll show you how much damage this sexy new body can do.

Genie greed

Kyle and Dan argued about what to do with their third wish. They agreed to split the three wishes the genie they freed offered them. Kyle wished that they would be irresistible to women, and Dan wished that they could each become billionaires. But for the third wish, Dan wanted to wish for long, healthy lives, while Kyle got greedy and wanted to wish for more wishes. He snatched the lamp and yelled "I wish for three more wishes!" The genie, now free, was under no compulsion to grant them herself, so she turned Kyle into the new genie of the lamp.

"You asshole!"  Kyle shouted. "I'm stuck like this forever. And...and I think my earlier wish is still in effect, because I really need you to fuck me...Master."

Final wish

"I granted your first two wishes exactly as you desired," the genie said. "No tricks, no twisting of words. Now do as you promised and grant me my freedom with your third wish."

Glen smiled wickedly. "Sorry, genie. No dice. I like having this power too much. For my final wish, I want more wishes."

The genie sighed. This wasn't the first time she had been betrayed by her master. Fortunately, the others had all been as stupid as Glen.  Now she would have another sub-genie in her lesbian harem. In a few centuries, Glen would get his wishes, but as the granted, not the recipient.

Wonder Wish

Look, I know you thought you were doing us a favor when you wished that all of your friends could become real live superheroes. Bill became Superman, and that's awesome. Ramon is now Green Lantern. Good for him. But your stupid genie decided for some reason that I would make a good Wonder Woman. She was fine with leaving me Asian, but she had to go and take my dick. So, thanks for the superpowers and all, but do you know how infuriating it is to get catcalls every time I go out to fight crime?

Traditional wishes

I've read so many stories about genies who twist wishes so they end up turning their masters into horny women. I figured that the genies must have gotten it out of their systems by now. I mean, genderswap twists are so cliche, right? So when I found a wishing ring of my own, I figured that the genie would grant my requests for youth, good looks, and wealth pretty much as I intended. Now I'm the trophy wife of a Shanghai billionaire. Seems I overestimated the maturity of genies.

Never wish without a attorney present

I told the genie that I wanted to get my hands on a pair of giant jugs, and he created the vessels you see here. So when I specified that I meant a pair of large breasts, he turned me into a topless  chick who can't stop fondling herself. I know I should use my last wish to turn back to normal, but I'm so turned on, all I can think to wish for is to be penetrated by a massive genie dong.

Third wish

Yeah, I thought about using my third wish to free the genie. After all, I already had immeasurable wealth and eternal youth. But, c'mon, tell me that having a body like this doesn't complete the set. Sorry, genie.

Three for one

Don't ever make assumptions about how wishes or genies work. I thought I would get three distinct wishes when I rubbed the lamp. Instead, the genie explained (afterwards), I would get one "threefold" wish. So, when I wished for a hot babe who would be madly in love with me, the genie turned me into three babes. It's a little strange, having one mind between three bodies, but given that we're constantly turned on by each other, it's worth it!

As you wish

The genie grinned at the naivete of Roger's wish. Sometimes mortals made it so easy. There were a million ways Roger could have phrased his wish and remained a male. Instead he had to say "I wish I could be surrounded by beautiful women all day long."

Roger opened his eyes. He was now a supermodel, waiting her turn on the catwalk in the latest Victoria's Secret fashion show. The other models looked at her with envy and, in a few cases, lust. Inwardly, Roger grinned. This was exactly the way she had been hoping the genie would grant her wish.

Request: Melvin's big wish

"Are you sure?" the genie asked.

"Yes," Melvin said. " I want to be hot."

"You realize I could just set you on fire? Or send you to Mercury?"

"You know what I want. I wish for the kind of body that every man wants and every woman desires."

Genies don't laugh, as a rule, but this one was tempted. Sometimes, they just made it too easy. Melvin wanted to take a shortcut to romantic success. Well, the genie could give it to him.

"What did you do to me?" Melvin shrieked.

"Gave you exactly what you wished for. Don't you like it?"

"You know this isn't what I wanted. Turn me back."

"Even if you have to go back to being a dumpy nerd forever?"

Melvin thought about it. "Yes. I can't live like...this."

The genie then broke the 'no laughing' rule. "Sorry. Releasing me earned you one wish. You're stuck like that forever. And you should really consider getting some new clothes. That corset is way too small for you."