Happy

I don't know why I trusted the genie, but I decided to give him a lot of leeway. "I just wish I were happy," I said to him.  Well, he restored me to perfect health and made sure that I had caring friends and enough money to love comfortably for the rest of my life. For some reason, he also turned me into a hot chick.  I was angry at first, but after I experienced an orgasm or two, I can honestly say that I'm happier now than I've ever been!