Thankful

Yeah, ask me again about how much I regret giving myself this body with the magic remote...  Let's just say that I am very, very thankful this week...

Sculpted to perfection

After hours of playing with the magic remote, I finally had the body of my dreams. Goodbye, James the grocery clerk. Hello, Vanessa the swimsuit model!  I'm trying to think of a single reason why I put this off for so long!

Parents Day

Oh, ha, ha. Very funny. You 'lost' the remote. You do know that tomorrow is Parent's Day, right?  My parents were worried that their darling son would change when he went off to college. Imagine how they will freak when they meet their daughter...!

Forgetful

Look, it's been fun being your girlfriend for the weekend, but I'm ready to change back now. Please tell me you didn't lose the remote...Seriously? First the condoms, now the remote? How forgetful can one person  be?

Jonathan's coming out

You said you wanted to get closer to me, Jonathan.  Now is your chance.  It's so sexy to feel your pressed against my skin. I know I said I would only change you into my prom gown for one night, but I'm having so much fun as Clarissa.  I kind of want to stay like this forever. Don't worry, I'll wear you often?  Any objections? I didn't think so...

Victor's Secret

"Excellent, Victor. Now turn...hip out...shoulders back...perfect!"

I could hear the cameras clicking furiously as I help the pose.  "I don't get it," I said when they were done. "Why couldn't you have used that remote to turn a woman  into your next underwear model? I'm sure there would have been thousands of volunteers."

Simon sighed. "Oh, Victor. Don't you realize how special you are? The remote only works on people with a certain genetic tag. You're the perfect transformation subject. And as long as you keep agreeing to pose for us, you'll also be the highest-paid model in the world!"

That look

Don't give me that look, Drew.  You agreed to be my test subject. I told you that this remote could change you anything.  Just be glad that I don't have a thing for morbidly obese ladies or grandmas.

Smile

"Come on, Andrew. Smile!  I'm trying to take a picture here."

"Fuck you, man. You never said anything about taking nude photos in a public place."

"Who's nude? You're wearing a bikini, aren't you?"

"Big whoop. You're going to change me back when we're done here, right?"

"Unless I happen to drop the remote in that fountain. Which I might bloody well do if you don't fucking smile!"

The Wedding Banquet Game

Tell me again how you're going to change me back after I convince your parents that I'm your girlfriend? Look, I'm happy to help you hide your orientation from them, but I read the warning on that remote of yours. Aren't you taking a really big risk if this little masquerade of yours goes on more than three hours?

Sabotage

See that guy over there in the trench coat? He's the guy with the magical remote that turned us into hot chicks. He doesn't know that I know he did it. He also doesn't know that I sabotaged his little toy. We got lucky when he gave us these bodies. I'm not going to let him fuck it up by turning us back into guys.

Keep dry

I know I shouldn't have had the magic remote by the pool. Somehow, I dropped it into the water. There was a huge flash and for a second the water seemed to boil.  The next thing I knew, everyone in a five mile radius, including me, had  been zapped by the last setting I had the remote on. I was going to zap my neighbor and change him into a horny, busty bimbo. Looks like he's going to have a lot of company now.  Worse, the remote is completely fried!

There. You happy?

There. I put the damn lingerie on. Are you happy? Now take the picture and use the remote to change me back...Hey, where's the camera? Why are you smiling like that. Dude, what are you doing with the remote?...*giggle!*…what was I saying? How about you help me get out of this uncomfortable old lingerie? I want to play!

Escape

With the killers at my door, I had just seconds to use the magic remote to make my escape. I figured that they would never find me if I physically entered a tv universe. I didn't have much time to choose. It was either The Walking Dead or a Baywatch rerun.

Not funny

Just give me the remote, Gary. This isn't funny. My first date with Sandra is tonight. I've been trying to get her to go out with me for months, and I know for a fact that she is not into chicks...what do you mean, 'mental settings'? Haven't you done enough damage already? Just give me the damn remote, and we'll call it even...don't you dare point that thing at me...oh, shit!

Summer's end

Hey, Paul, I just wanted to say how grateful I lan you agreed to allow me to use the remote to change you this past week. My family was totally fooled into thinking you're my girlfriend. They never even suspected I was gay. So I hope you enjoyed your week in Greece. I'm really sorry I dropped the remote in the Aegean. You'll forgive me, right? Week in Greece? Free vacation? Jeez, I said I was sorry!

Stop it!

Stop it, man! I don't care how hot you make me, I don't want to be a chick. You don't even know if there's an 'undo' function on that remote of yours...Wait! Don't just randomly mash buttons! You could totally fuck up my mind with that...*giggle!* When are you going to join me on the bed, stud?

Caught

Grant, don't walk away. I know that's you. You left the specs of the body you're wearing in the memory of the magic remote. I know it's fun having the body of a model, but you can't hide forever. Your wife misses you, and she's starting to suspect I know something. You're a good friend, Grant, but I'm not going to keep lying for you.

Late

Where is he? Alan was supposed to be here three days ago with a new power cell for that magic remote of his. But he's late. And speaking of late, my monthly visitor should have been here a week ago. I think I'm in trouble.

Innocent

Don't play innocent with me. I know what that remote of yours can do, and I'm pretty sure I didn't have these bodacious boobies yesterday. You can relax, though. I'm not here to kick your ass. I'm here to see if you can make them bigger.

Trust issues

Why did I trust Greg with the magic remote? I should have known that he would run away with it, leaving me stuck in this increasingly horny woman's body.