Smile

"Come on, Andrew. Smile!  I'm trying to take a picture here."

"Fuck you, man. You never said anything about taking nude photos in a public place."

"Who's nude? You're wearing a bikini, aren't you?"

"Big whoop. You're going to change me back when we're done here, right?"

"Unless I happen to drop the remote in that fountain. Which I might bloody well do if you don't fucking smile!"