Fooled

Damn it. She's not coming back, is she? Why did I agree to switch bodies with my sister on her wedding day? I mean, she wasn't lying about her stage fright. I was more than happy to take her vows for her. But the ceremony was hours ago, and the honeymoon is just starting. Mike's a nice guy and deal, but sex with him was not part of the bargain. Oh, there he is...I need another drink.