SIster act

When my sister wished that we were twins, I thought she was being crazy and cruel. But these last few weeks have been a blast.  I've never felt closer to her, and we do everything together now.

Everything...

Thank you, sis!

Cheaters

Look at them. Both of our husbands cheated on us with the office slut Jenny.  We thought turning them into her would teach them a lesson. And look at them! They're as unfaithful as ever, and now we don't know which is which!

Happy Valentine's Day

I got my wife a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. She got me a magic potion that she got from the magic store in the mall. Now I'm her identical twin.  I love my wife very much.

But she's going to have to share the chocolates.

No backsies

"Hey, guys, I know it's been  fun checking out Jennifer's curves and all, but she'll be back any minute.  Don't you think we should change back?"

"Relax, Daniel. I found her diary in her bedroom. It turns out that Jennifer is quite the narcissist, and he writes quite provocatively about her fantasies of having sex with herself. She may not be as mad as you think..."

Twinsies

My wife used her wish to turn me into her identical twin. Now we've been busy fulfilling each others wishes for the past few days!  It turns out that underwear pillow fights are every bit as fun as I imagined they would be!

That awkward moment

That awkward moment when you have to tell your teen daughter that somehow her DNA found its way into the Morphic Projector right before the lab accident that transformed all of the team members into copies of her. Including her father.

Isn't it Grande?

I thought that Ariana would be furious that I morphed into her body and tried to steal her career, but as you can see, she couldn't be happier with the situation. The two of us have grown very close.

Suspicious

My girlfriend was always fiddling with her smartphone, but she wouldn't tell me what she was doing. So, naturally, when I got the chance, I snuck a look. It turns out that the "Makeover" app is pretty powerful. Won't she be surprised when she discovered that we've become twinsies.

21st Century

Karen's dad thought he could keep Jeremy from pawing his daughter by turning him into an exact copy of Karen. The new twins find their dad's 20th century attitudes cute. They're having more and better sex than ever!

A New Hope

Recruitment in the Imperial Armed Forces has gone through the roof since the upgraded the basic clone model of the troopers. Each recruit has to have their body reshaped to the new specifications. We may still not be able to hit the broad side of a bantha, but our time in the showers make it all worth while.

Compromise

Marty and I decided that we would use the MAU to turn into each other's dream girl for a night of passionate sex. However, we had a fight over who got to go first. Our solution: compromise.  I won the coin toss, so tonight we're redheads. Tomorrow, Marty has decided that we're going to be hot Latinas.

BatCat

Admit it, Brucie. You're secretly glad I changed you with the Dupli-Ray. We cats carry around none of your Bat-Baggage. And, let's face it, we're the sexiest two babes in Gotham. Give me tonight, and you'll never want to go back.

Twinsies

The real Selena Gomez was less than thrilled when I used the MAU to become her exact duplicate.  I think she's just jealous that a former male just landed a role she had been hoping for.

Welcome home, sweetie

Oh, crap. Why isn't the MAU working anymore? Karen is going to flip when she discovers that I used it to turn myself into her duplicate. She's also going to be pissed when she finds out that I've been borrowing her clothes without asking...

Can't tell

Hey, Mike! Bet you can't tell which one of us is your buddy Steve and which one is your girlfriend Amy! We've been having a blast with the MAU while you've been away.  Want to go to the mall as triplets? It'll be fun! 

Ideal daughter

Honey, put the wand down, please. It's bad enough that you turned me from your husband to your daughter. But now you seem determined to live vicariously through me. You turned me into a sexy knockout. You made me a straight A student. You made me the captain of the cheerleading team. I get it. I'm everything you weren't in high school. So why didn't you just use the wand to change yourself to live out your high school fantasy?...Oh, I get it. You ideal high school experience involves having a twin sister, doesn't it?

April Fooling

Jack thought it would be a good laugh to slip the cursed idol into Phil's room. It was April Fools Day, after all, and after Phil got over the shock of turning into a hot chick, Jack could use the idol to turn his roommate back.

When three identical girls came out of Phil's room, Jack knew something was up.

"Hey, Jack," one said. "I think I broke your idol. I liked this body so much I think I overloaded it and now there are three of me. So to make it up to you,do you want to have sex with us?"

"Hell yeah!" Jack said, ripping off his pants.

"Ain't gonna happen!" the three girls said in unison. "April Fools!"

Her-minator

It's not every day you find a naked chick quite literally on your doorstep, let alone one as gorgeous as the one I found. She asked me for help and I let her inside, offering her some of my sister's clothes.

As she put on the bra, she told me that she was a time traveller from the future and that she was looking for me. She said that I would become father to a son who would become an insane dictator who would destroy half the earth's population. Her mission was to prevent that from happening.

That's when she pulled out a gun. Don't ask me where she hid it!

My life flashed before my eyes. I was sure she was a crazy woman who was going to kill me, but I needn't have worried. The gun didn't kill me. There was a flash, and I changed. When I regained my senses, I was the time traveler's exact duplicate.

"Let me guess," I said. "You're me from the future."

"Give the man a prize," she said, using one of my favorite expressions. I had no idea how obnoxious it was.

"Aren't you worried that I'll now become mother to an insane dictator?" I asked.

"Not at all," she said. "You're part of my timestream now. I know for a fact that you're going to spend the next five years in an exclusively lesbian relationship.  With me. Then you're going to go back in time to your former male self, and we get to do it all over again."

"The future sounds awesome," I said, and we set about saving the world. Little did I know at the time, but my future self programmed the transformation gun with my ideal woman. I couldn't have resisted myself if I tried.

Request: Lab accident

Miles could not force a smile as the photographer took a picture of him and his team. They were about to receive an award for their work in genetics, which was extraordinary. They had discovered a way to restructure a person's entire DNA sequence. With their work, countless diseases could be eradicated, and humans would be able to add centuries to their lifespans. Sadly, the accident at the lab was a high price to pay for success. All five members of the research team now sported identical bodies. Miles could not even remember which member of the team was Melinda, his fiancee. Not that it mattered. Since the accident, all five shared an apartment, and their sex life had grown quite open.

Request: What Jessica wants

"You're the best boyfriend ever!" Jessica exclaimed. "Thank you so much for agreeing to this!"

"Well, ever since you told me your fantasy about dating yourself, I knew I wanted to make you happy." I gazed deep into Jessica's eyes. She was so lovely. No wonder she wanted to make love to herself. I was happy simply to offer the view of pure beauty that I had enjoyed for so long.

"Were going to have so much fun!" she enthused. "After we go back to the hotel room, well wear some matching outfits I picked out. Then, well have dinner at Andre's and go dancing all night. Then, I plan to ravish you until morning."

"Sounds great," I said. "Then you can turn me back before my meeting on Monday, right?"

Jessica just laughed, a wicked gleam in that lovely eye. I know I should have felt worried or scared, but instead I just felt excited.