Three MILLION views!

So...this is what happens when you spend too much time hanging out on a TG captions site.  Part of me is thrilled, but another part is worried about how I'm going to explain this to my wife and kids.

But, my worries aside, thank you all so much for visiting my site.  I never dreamed that I would ever come close to three million page views.  If I can create an occasional laugh or fuel someone's fantasy, it's all worth while.

Loser

Ever since they replaced paintballs with transformation pellets, Jason has been playing to lose.

Fan favorites

Attendance at Dodgers games was dwindling, until the front office came up with the "Win the Body of your Dreams!" promotion. These lucky fans are Dodgers fans for life!

Reverse psychology

Our wives think they got the best of us on this bodyswap vacation. But they're stuck all day on the boring old golf course. After we're done with our coffee, let's head back to my room and we can engage in some real vacation time activity.

Thank you!

Thank you for all of your requests this month. I find that granting your wishes keeps me refreshed and inspired.

This Transformation Wine is delightful, and there is still a lot left in the bottle. If there is still a wish you would like me to grant, don't be afraid to make a request!

You were expecting Tinkerbell?

I'm hoping to do a request a day for the entire month of March. There are still days available. If you would like to be transformed, let me know in the comments below. I'll need a name and one or more of my favored tags to the right. I'd you prefer, you can also contact me with specifications at dunnere1 [at] gmail.com. Let my magic transform you into the woman you always dreamed of becoming!

100,000 hits!

In less than a month online, you have helped TG Captions 4 Ever get over a hundred thousand hits! There is magic in your visits, and you patronage has given me the power to give myself the body I have always dreamed of. Thank you so much! Keep coming back, and you may feel the magic, too...

Wish granted

Santa came though with not one but two Christmas wishes. Not only did he turn me into the sexy babe I had always dreamed of becoming, but he also gave me the power to transform whomever I touch into an identical copy of myself. Is that mistletoe above your head? Would you care for a kiss? Your Uncle Phil was only too eager to kiss me earlier....

Jolly Elves

After making fun of a fat guy they thought was a department store Santa, Mark and his friends found themselves in a much better position to spread some Christmas cheer.

Happy holidays! May you get what your heart most desires!

A balanced approach to work

Oh, crud. I can barely stand in these heels, much less walk in them. I don't have a lot of time to learn how to be a convincing dancer. The club ownership that if I don't earn a thousand in tips by the end of the weekend, he's going to leave me like this forever.

Forever Body

But I think I will choose this body as my reward for repeat visits to "TG Captions 4 Ever". Thank you, magic website!

Frequent Flyer Body

So, TG Captions 4 Ever just reached 50,000 hits, and as a thank-you gift, the moderator has unlocked a special feature. On your tenth visit to the site, you get to replace your boring old body with a sexy female form of your choice. I have a few more to try on. I hope you don't need the mirror for the next few hours.

Alien to alien

The aliens snatched me off a desert highway. The poked, prodded and probed me for days. When they were done, they had chopped up my body and put my brain in a jar. Then they offered to restore my body however I wished. I tried to send them a mental image of Christopher Pine, but I guess I'm such a comics nerd that an image of a superhero popped up from my subconscious.

Given a choice, I probably would have picked Superman or Flash. Being a chick has taken a lot of getting used to. But I'm loving being a Kryptonian! I get to help people all day and party to an insane degree all night. Just don't tell the aliens that Supergirl isn't a native of earth. Their legal team would make me give back this body...

Training day

Cute shoes or not, there are down sides to swapping genders.

Always double-check your character sheet

I think I'd be just as concerned about this new "Chambermaid" character class I'd been assigned.

Hurry!

You should have thought of that before...oh, who am I kidding? I'd do the same thing.

Non-Virtual Reality

They say too much gaming is bad for you. I disagree.

Live long and prosper

Of course, the TG part of granting the wish was purely optional, but genies pride themselves on going the extra mile.

New driders get hungry

If you're going to force me to play the game, you had better be prepared to pay the price.

Undercover Elf

Traitor to the surface world, but everyone has his price.