For honor

Marvin knew that certain responsibilities came with his new body. He hadn't asked to become Wonder Woman, but he knew that he should have worded his wish more carefully. "There'll be time for jilling off later," he said. "Right now there's a dam that's about to burst, and they need my help!"

Getting wild

"You had one wish, Rob, and the best you could come up with  was 'I wish I could get wild with Wonder Woman'?  Did you think for a second that the genie would use me for raw materials?  I'm your best bud.  We were in Boy Scouts together! How could you do this to me? Oh, well. At least you said 'get wild with' instead of 'have sex with.' I definitely plan on getting wild. I hope you don't bruise easily....Come to think of it, I hope you do."

Necessity

"You saw the news, Brian.  That bus is about to plummet off the Golden Gate Bridge. There are forty children aboard. You're the only one with the powers to save them."

"Dude, I can't believe you used your only wish to turn me into a chick..."

"I wasn't trying to! All I said was 'I wish there were a superhero here who could save those kids.' How was I to know that you would become Wonder Woman?"

"Well, you have me over a barrel. After I save those kids, I'm coming back here. And if I'm still mad, I'm going to put you over my knee."

Wonder Wish

Look, I know you thought you were doing us a favor when you wished that all of your friends could become real live superheroes. Bill became Superman, and that's awesome. Ramon is now Green Lantern. Good for him. But your stupid genie decided for some reason that I would make a good Wonder Woman. She was fine with leaving me Asian, but she had to go and take my dick. So, thanks for the superpowers and all, but do you know how infuriating it is to get catcalls every time I go out to fight crime?

It's all just a game

Hi, my name is Maya, but it used to be Mark. It's safe to say that there have been a lot of changes in my life these days! You can read about how my girlfriend and I became the most powerful beings on the planet in the following story. Enjoy!

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen

Your call

You're the one with the magic remote. You're the one who can change me back into your friend Steve. But those kids in the trapped bus will die unless Wonder Woman comes to save them. I'll totally make it worth your while if you just smash the remote right now. Your call.

A good deed rewarded

A bit longer than my usual one-liners. But Denise Milani is a goddess and my first caption featuring her deserves it!

There must have been a dozen of us on the observation deck, and from where we stood, we could clearly see the school bus teetering on the edge of the suspension bridge, moments from falling two hundred feet to the harbor below. It was late afternoon, and there was no doubt that it was full of children at that hour.

"I wish I could do something," one middle aged tourist from Texas said. 

"If only I could help," a young security guard said.

An elderly woman with a Mediterranean accent spoke up. "Which among you would give your life to save those children?"

There was an awkward silence as people looked away from the imperiled bus and stared at their feet shuffling on the deck. I couldn't let myself think that way. There were kids on that bus who had bright futures among them. What was one life against so many?

"I'd do it," I said. A smile cracked the old woman's wrinkled face, and she touched me on the back of the hand. Immediately I felt dizzy and disoriented. My body felt a sudden surge of pain as my bones shifted beneath my skin. My abdomen felt like it was on fire as organs rearranged myself as my organs...my organ! My penis seemed to be retracting, pulling itself inward to be replaced by feminine folds.

It was then I realized that the pain was no longer bothering me. It had not gone away, but my new feminine body was much tougher than my old one had been. Cascades of thick black hair fell from my head as I watched two enormous breasts push out from my chest. The whole transformation probably took less than three seconds, but in my memory those moments of change slow down into a crawl. Then there was a flash, and my black T-shirt and jeans were gone, replaced by the outfit that now marks me as Miracle Woman.

The others just stared at me. The Texan found his voice first. "He's...she's some kind of superhero!"

"Indeed you are," the old woman said. "Now go save those children."

There's no description of the sensation of flight that would have made sense to my old self, so I'll spare you my lame efforts. Nor could I tell you how it felt to catch a falling school bus in mid air and carry it gently back to the shore. But I knew I had made the right choice. Thirty-six kids and their driver would live because of me with nothing worse than a few minor cuts and bruises. There's no going back to my old body, but there's so many people to help that I've never seriously considered it.

But hey, don't think my life is nothing but altruism. With infinite endurance, I can party all night after saving people all day. Miracle Woman has proven to be remarkably popular among the ladies, and I must have come along at the right time, for the world seems ready to accept that their only superhero prefers the company of other women. I can't even count the Hollywood A-listers who have sought me out and acted like giggling fangirls...

Super.exe

The story of how one messed up family went so right when Dad allowed a virus into the home through the family computer...

 

 

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