90% Accuracy

The time travel device worked. I had been worried that I would arrive in 1997 in a ball of flame. Instead, I traveled back in time twenty years and found myself in the body of my little sister.  So the time portal worked, just not as I expected.

Just divine

I'm an idiot. I was in such a rush to acquire the powers of a god that I didn't take the time to translate all of the inscription on the idol.  I had assumed that I would give myself superpowers. Instead, I have become a full-blown avatar of the Goddess of Lust herself.  I have everything I was hoping for: power, immortality, knowledge. But I'm stuck in this body for all eternity, and I am doomed to make love with every mortal who makes an offering in my name!

Her-minator

She said she was me from the future, which I had a hard time believing, since I'm a dude. I had a hard time believing her story, but she seemed to know a lot of things about me that only I could have known.

She said she wanted me to change the work I was doing on the Sky-web. I asked if that would keep me from turning into a girl.  She laughed and said no: the changes would enable the controller to change every human on earth into a hot babe. I began to see where Future-Me was going with this. I asked who the Controller was in her world.

"We are!" she said, laughing.

Her-minator

It's not every day you find a naked chick quite literally on your doorstep, let alone one as gorgeous as the one I found. She asked me for help and I let her inside, offering her some of my sister's clothes.

As she put on the bra, she told me that she was a time traveller from the future and that she was looking for me. She said that I would become father to a son who would become an insane dictator who would destroy half the earth's population. Her mission was to prevent that from happening.

That's when she pulled out a gun. Don't ask me where she hid it!

My life flashed before my eyes. I was sure she was a crazy woman who was going to kill me, but I needn't have worried. The gun didn't kill me. There was a flash, and I changed. When I regained my senses, I was the time traveler's exact duplicate.

"Let me guess," I said. "You're me from the future."

"Give the man a prize," she said, using one of my favorite expressions. I had no idea how obnoxious it was.

"Aren't you worried that I'll now become mother to an insane dictator?" I asked.

"Not at all," she said. "You're part of my timestream now. I know for a fact that you're going to spend the next five years in an exclusively lesbian relationship.  With me. Then you're going to go back in time to your former male self, and we get to do it all over again."

"The future sounds awesome," I said, and we set about saving the world. Little did I know at the time, but my future self programmed the transformation gun with my ideal woman. I couldn't have resisted myself if I tried.

Time of your life

I don't get it. The vortex manipulator was only supposed to provide a window to the past, not provide actual physical time travel. And whatever has sent me seventy million years into the past has changed my body: changing my gender and dressing me like some campy sixties idea of a cavewoman. I'm going to have to figure out how to get home...oh, shit. Is that a T-Rex?

Request: Mark to Maddie

"C'mon, Maddie, don't back out now," the strange teenage boy said.  Mark was confused. Seconds ago, he was in 2015, attempting to test his time tunnel. His first target was 1987, the year he had graduated from college. It seems he had gone to the correct year, but instead of arriving in his own body, he had wound up in the body of some hot teenage redhead named Maddie, currently being speed by a horny teen. Worse, he could feel his new body responding to the teen's touch. He had to get out of there right away.

"Program. Alpha Nine Seven. Return," he said aloud in an unfamiliar voice. The teenage boy just stared at him like he was crazy. To Mark's great relief, the room started spinning and he could feel the vertiginous lurch of the time tunnel. Soon, he would be back in the present...




Or so he thought.

When he came to, Mark was still in a female body, a redhead again, no less. He was wearing the remains of bandage-like straps and seemed to be locked in a featureless white room. A man's voice was piped in.

"Good, you're awake. We apologize for having to restrain you, but with your genetically enhanced physical attributes, we were worried about the damage you might cause while in your sexual frenzy. The Ma-D units were bred for the rigors of Terradeen colonization. You were never meant to move in Earth society. We shall be preparing you for your journey now..."

"Bullshit!" Mark cried. "Program. Alpha Nine Seven. Return!" Again, the room spun.

"Are you all right, Lady Madeleine?" a pretty young woman in a maid's outfit asked. "I heard you yell."

Mark quickly checked out his surroundings. Still a woman. Still a redhead. Still a Maddie. She tried not to show her panic. Something had gone horribly wrong with the time tunnel She was even beginning to think of herself as female.

"No, I'm quite all right." Her voice had an English lilt to it. "Could you please tell me the date and where I am?"

The maid looked puzzled, but replied out of a habit of obedience. "It's the fourth of May, 1905. You're in you're parents' estate in Sussex." She turned to leave, but asked "Will there be anything else I can do for you? Anything at all?" There was no mistaking the look of lust in the maid's eyes.

Mark had never heard such a blatant invitation, but she had to figure this out. "Maybe later," she said before activating the return code.

She wound up in 1987 again. She soon discovered that she now existed at three points in time, and while she could jump between them at will, she could never go back to her own time.