Best trip ever

My soccer team agreed to a tournament on Genderswap Island.It was disorienting playing as girls, but we figured that the other teams would be at the same disadvantage. Turns out, we were wrong.  We got skunked by a team from Cameroon. And unknown to us, our coaches had a bet that the losing team would have to keep their female bodies.  A few of the guys aren't complaining though.

Don't panic

The other members of the crew freaked out and ran inland when we discovered that we had landed on Genderswap Island. I, on the other hand, stayed on the beach and enjoyed everything the magic of this island had to offer. The guys will come to their senses, eventually. Then we can all have some real fun!

Clarification

So let me get this straight.All I have to do to get my old male body back  is to get on a plane and leave this island?  Well, good luck finding my ticket. I like it here, and I like this body, so I think I'll take an extended vacation...

Don't wanna go

Listen, Robert, you have to go. The resort was really clear. If you overstay your two weeks here on Genderswap Island, you might not ever be able to get back to your old body...oh, that was your plan all along, wasn't it?

Last Skype

Don't look at me like that, Roger. I'm not going to help you. I had your return ticket cancelled, and I made sure that your passport went missing. Without an American Consulate on Gernderswap Island, you're going to end up living there for a very long time. Oh, and I cancelled your credit cards. I wonder what job a pretty young thing like you can find to pay for your room and board?

Waking up on Genderswap Island

You never really know what you're going to get when you book a holiday on Genderswap Island. I had heard that one guest tried to sue when he was swapped into the body of an octogenarian, only to have the waiver he signed waved in his face. So I went to sleep on the first night with some trepidation.

I woke up on the Beach, greeted by the sight you see before you. Paydirt! The next two weeks were going to be awesome!

Request: Felix's long vacation

Felix could only stare at the resort manager while he stammered out an explanation.

"We're so sorry. We've never made a mistake like this before. Somehow, we have lost your original file. It will be quite impossible to return you to your original body."

"You mean I'm stuck like this?"

"I'm afraid so."

"But I have a job! A family!"

"All will be taken care of. And we have arranged a generous cash settlement. You need never work again. You could even stay here."

Felix thought about it. A lifelong vacation in the body of a beautiful blonde? Could be worse...

Business trip

My boss offered me a choice: either accept a demotion in the Detroit office, or accept a permanent post as the company's agent on Genderswap Island. I actually thought about it...for about two seconds!

Marooned

Well, I have a vague idea where I was when my yacht went down. I think this island must be either Antigua or Genderswap Island. Given that these tits weren't there when the storm hit, I'd bet money it's not Antigua.

Island hopping

My wife dragged me kicking and screaming to Genderswap Island. She said it would be good for me. I thought it sounded gay. After a week here, I never wanted to go home, and my wife is looking for ways to upgrade our package to make my vacation body permanent.

Winner on Genderswap Island

My wife talked me into a winter getaway to Genderswap Island. I didn't think I would like it. However, when the resort sponsored a beauty contest, I signed up right away. You see,first prize was the option to keep your island body when you went home. You're looking at the first place winner. My wife was less than thrilled at coming home with her new wife, but I'm helping her to adjust. ;)

Stuck on Gender Swap Island

The travel brochure made it clear: under no circumstances were vacations on Genderswap Island to last more than two weeks. Otherwise, the transformation might become permanent, and the vacationer might not ever be able to return to their old body.

Peter planned his trip carefully, studying weather patterns in the Caribbean and poring over long range forecasts. Then, that fall, he blew his savings on a two week vacation. They were easily the best two weeks on his life. Nothing but Sun and fun and a gorgeous New body that was better than he could have hoped for. The island was filled with fellow transformees, who wanted nothing more than to have fun in their sexy vacation bodies.

Then, on day thirteen, the announcement came: "Due to the approaching Hurricane Tiresias, all flights are grounded for the next three days."

Brilliant!

Gender Swap Island

The mystery of Genderswap Island

The mystery is, of course, why I haven't booked a vacation there yet. Does anyone know the web address for expedia.com?