Waking up on Genderswap Island

You never really know what you're going to get when you book a holiday on Genderswap Island. I had heard that one guest tried to sue when he was swapped into the body of an octogenarian, only to have the waiver he signed waved in his face. So I went to sleep on the first night with some trepidation.

I woke up on the Beach, greeted by the sight you see before you. Paydirt! The next two weeks were going to be awesome!