Pick-up on aisle 13

Tom hated that the clerks at the DIY Center all snubbed him because he did look like a more conventional contractor. "Two can play at that game," he thought, and with a flick of his wand, the burly sales assistant began to change. Oblivious to the changes taking place, the 300 pound man became a petite brunette clad in revealing lingerie.

Tom still has trouble getting the attention of the clerks, but the wait is a lot less tedious.