Remote revenge

"So I look at porn. Big deal," Robert said. He believed that his wife was making a huge deal out of the websites he visited. Like every guy in the world didn't do the same.

"I can't believe you think so little of women," his girlfriend said. Robert noted that, for some reason, she was holding a television remote.

"It's got nothing to do with that," Robert protested. "The women in those videos know what they're doing, and they're well paid. It's a pretty sweet life, if you ask me."

"Oh, we'll see about that," she said, pointing the remote at Robert and pressing a button. She then tossed the remote out the window. Robert could hear it smash against the pavement seven stories below.  "Good luck in your new career."