"Mmm-hmm."

"Jake, you idiot! Those are the cursed strawberries!" Ted yelled. With each bite he watched his friend change from a dumpy, balding systems analyst into a blonde bombshell. Even his clothing had changed from being a filthy t-shirt with the logo of the Klingon empire to a skimpy bikini.

"Mmm-hmm."

"You're a chick now. You know that?"

"Mmm-hmm."

"And you know that you're going to crave sex constantly if you take another bite.

"Mmm-hmm."

"And that the transformation is permanent?"

"So what's your point?"