Keep dry

I know I shouldn't have had the magic remote by the pool. Somehow, I dropped it into the water. There was a huge flash and for a second the water seemed to boil.  The next thing I knew, everyone in a five mile radius, including me, had  been zapped by the last setting I had the remote on. I was going to zap my neighbor and change him into a horny, busty bimbo. Looks like he's going to have a lot of company now.  Worse, the remote is completely fried!