What you wish for

I thought I was pretty clear when I wished for "kick-ass mental powers."  I mean, all the genie had to do was grant me a little mind control, and I would have been on my way to building my own harem. Instead, he thought it would be funny to swap my gender, turn me Asian, and give me all of the powers of Psylocke.  Well, not exactly what I wanted, but I've been having a hell of a time getting to know my new body. And as for the "kick-ass" part of my wish, the Genie was pretty literal about that. So if you touch me again without asking, I'll show you how much damage this sexy new body can do.