Genie greed

Kyle and Dan argued about what to do with their third wish. They agreed to split the three wishes the genie they freed offered them. Kyle wished that they would be irresistible to women, and Dan wished that they could each become billionaires. But for the third wish, Dan wanted to wish for long, healthy lives, while Kyle got greedy and wanted to wish for more wishes. He snatched the lamp and yelled "I wish for three more wishes!" The genie, now free, was under no compulsion to grant them herself, so she turned Kyle into the new genie of the lamp.

"You asshole!"  Kyle shouted. "I'm stuck like this forever. And...and I think my earlier wish is still in effect, because I really need you to fuck me...Master."