The old man in the bathrobe asked me if I had any regrets. I had worked hard my whole life. I had a lot of material success, and on the whole I was happy with my relationships. However, I told him that I regretted being so serious in my youth. I never took the time for fun in high school or college. He sold me some bath oils and told me that they would renew my outlook on life. Well, they worked! Here I am: thirty years younger, female, and stacked! I can't wait to enjoy myself this time around!
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