Rejuvenated

I was going to make millions on my rejuvenation treatment. Accelerated stem cells could literally make a person's body thirty years younger in a matter of minutes. However, the FDA held up out human trials. I suspect one of the big pharmaceutical companies paid someone to stall us so they could beat us to the patent. I wasn't ready to give up, so I decided to become the first human subject. The treatment worked. I don't look like a fifty year old man anymore, do I? Of course, the side effects were a surprise.