Stealing from a witch

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It's not easy being to a witch. I was tired of the way my wife bullied me in every little argument by threatening to cast a spell on me. I decided to steal her arcane tome to teach myself some magic. As it turns out, only women can cast spells, and the tome reshaped me into a form suitable to become a witch. I wonder how my wife is going to take this latest development? In all honesty, I'm beginning to see her side of most of our arguments...