Wasted wish

Dammit, Alexander! We had agreed that you would use the last wish to give each of us a billion dollars. Unless there are some large bills under these new titties of mine, I'd say you went off script. And I'm going to go way out on a limb and guess that these dirty fantasies I'm having of the two of us together  are part of the wish as well. Jackass.

Don't forget to get your requests in! March is Request Month! Check out the entry Requests: Wishes Do Come True on 2/18 for details.