Winners!

"I can't believe how lucky we got tonight!" Paul told his friend Ernie. "We won every carnival game they had, from Whack-a-mole to Ring Toss. We even won at the Wheel of Gender. Nobody ever wins that."

"Yeah," Ernie said. "I love how these fuzzy stuffed animals feel against my soft girly skin. Take my unicorn: HE'S SO FLUFFY!"