New parents

Kevin returned early from skiing, letting himself into his parents' room. He was shocked when he found two hot and topless young women cavorting in the suite's hot tub. They could not have been much older than him.

"Kevin," one of them said. "After twenty-five years of marriage, your mother and I have chosen to make a few changes and start over. I hope you can get used to us as your new mommies."

Kevin fainted dead away.