"That's Thompson? What happened to him?"
"As near as we can figure, he suffered an unusual allergic reaction to those alien plants we tried to grow in the Arboretum. The allergens in the pollen have completely rewritten his genetic code."
"That's terrible! Have you tried to change him back?"
"Well, we did. A bit. At first. Did you know that his libido and sex drive also went through the roof when he transformed?"
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