Excuses

Um, honey, you're really going to laugh when you hear this. A few days ago, me and the guys found this thing that looked like an alien photo booth. Turns out it could change anyone inside into anyone else. Well, we kept it a secret, but we had a lot of fun trying on new bodies.

Anyhoo...Well, looks like the box stopped working this morning. I kind of got stuck in the body Giovanni designed for me.  See? Funny, right? Why aren't you laughing?