I always thought that the Forbidden Forest was named that to keep curious kids away. But when I went in there looking for morels, I encountered a fairy princess. She shrieked when she saw a man as big as I was, and she covered me in pixie dust. These days, I live in the forest, helping the fairies keep it safe from intruders. And for some reason, men are FORBIDDEN from entering this FOREST.
Now I get it.
lol - I love it that he entered the "Forbidden" forest without knowing what was forbidden.
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Zapper
PS - Does he have a pouch full of fairy dust?