Don't tell me you drank the stuff in the white bottle that I left in the fridge, Dan. That stuff was a potion that I was going to use to turn Cindy into my ideal girlfriend...yep, there's the ears...and the boobs. Dan? Why are you looking at me that way?...hoo, boy. How am I going to explain this to Cindy?
Rule one of living with other people, only eat or drink the stuff in the frig that belongs to you!
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