Shocked and offended

Honey! I'm shocked and offended at your implication that I would even dream of using morphic nanites to swap my gender for a few cheap thrills. I've been your husband for twenty years, and I would never dream of...the body? Oh, haha, funny story. You see, it was really just an accident...

Thankful

Yeah, ask me again about how much I regret giving myself this body with the magic remote...  Let's just say that I am very, very thankful this week...

Bad news

I held Brian closely, hoping to make him feel better. Finding out that he was stuck in his current body in the VR sim was hard on him. The news that he would be stuck as a busty nymph in a fantasy land nearly broke him. I didn't have the heart to tell him that his body in the outside world had died, and that there was no way to fix his current predicament.

Best trip ever

My soccer team agreed to a tournament on Genderswap Island.It was disorienting playing as girls, but we figured that the other teams would be at the same disadvantage. Turns out, we were wrong.  We got skunked by a team from Cameroon. And unknown to us, our coaches had a bet that the losing team would have to keep their female bodies.  A few of the guys aren't complaining though.

Nervous

Look, I'm really nervous. For months after I contracted the TG Virus, I was too self-conscious about my body to even be seen in public. Wearing something this revealing is a really big step for me. I could sure use your support...oh, God, is that an erection?

Bargain

All right. I held up my end of the bargain. I drank your damn potion and I put on the clothes you laid out for me.  Will you give me back my car keys, let me have the antidote, and I'll be on my way...wait. You want me to dance now? This deal is getting worse by the minute.

Poetic justice

Harvey Weinstein's punishment was a form of poetic justice. His lawyers fought like crazy to keep him from a gender reassignment sentence and being forced to work in LA's sleaziest cocktail bar. All of a sudden, he became a strong advocate for respecting women.

Hindsight

So, in hindsight, wishing for more wishes wasn't a great idea.  Being a genie and being forced to grant wishes was bad enough, but my appearance is shaped by the desires of the wielder. The frat boys who found the lamp have a certain idea of what a genie should look like. And their wishes have been pretty unimaginative so far. Almost all of them involve me giving head...

Hung over

Um, maybe I shouldn't have been drinking when we made our wishes with the genie.  The lamp is nowhere to be found, and I'm pretty sure I was a dude last night. And I'm almost certain that you only had one dick.

Strategy

So you took my masculinity when you won the first game. You turned my clothes into lingerie with the second. When you won the third game, you made my boobs grow. Has it dawned on you yet that I'm playing to lose?

The Old Me

Hey, "big brother"! I just wanted to send you a picture of how your old body is having fun in Cancun!  How does it feel, having to work at a crappy job while Daddy's Little Princess gets to have the time of her life? I know the old me would be jealous AF.  And did you know that your friends are open to a little bisexual experimentation?  All it took was a little nudge from the "new Karen".  I was going to switch us back next week, but now I'm not so sure...

Sucks to be you

So the genie said that she could only grant one of us the powers of a god.  We flipped a coin, so there's no point in complaining.  Does it matter that I'm stuck in this body forever? You tell me: infinite power, eternal life, and a hot bod to go with it? Oh, I'm sorry. You're probably thinking that all of this could have been yours. Well, I'm not one to gloat but...oh, who am I kidding? Check me out, mortal!

Take it!

Look, I'm not your girlfriend, and I sure as hell ain't your fucktoy.  I'm not even a professional model. I jsut agreed to step into that alien box of yours so you could get a portfolio strong enough to hire a real model.  So take the damn photos quickly. Something that looks like a warning message is scrolling across the MAU screen.

Bend over

Drop your pants and bend over, Mike.  Once you receive a shot of the serum and grow a pair of big, beautiful boobies like I did, you'll be glad you did....Oh, don't be such a baby. It's not like you were using your manhood, anyway!

Apres Ween

I thought I made it through Halloween without getting cursed, hexed, or transformed in any way. But when I woke up on the morning of November 1 and felt two tiny puncture wounds on the side of my neck, I knew that I had counted my chickens before they hatched. Looks like that "Vampire Queen" I hooked up with was a real vampire. And it also appears that she wants her minions to all be sexy women.

Witched

The witch who crashed our Halloween party said that she was going to turn us into whoever we were dressed as. This isn't fair! I was dressed as a big, blue genie, not Princess Jasmine!

Ruh-roh!

"Jinkies, Fred, I think that the warlock who has been hiding out in the amusement park might have magic powers after all!"

"Velma, you know better than that. There's no such thing as magic."

"Oh, yeah? I'm not Velma! I'm Shaggy! Zoinks!"

A tiny adjustment

My wife said she picked out a Halloween costume for me. I scoffed when she clipped fairy wings onto my back. I wasn't laughing for long, however.  My body started to change into an exact copy of the woman at my office with whom I had an affair. To make things worse, the costume also shrank me until I was six inches tall!

New skin

I played the Overwatch Halloween event compulsively for days until I finally won a "super-ultimate" loot box. Turns out the new legendary skins don't just change the appearance of the character, they change the appearance of the gamer! I'm glad I play Mercy rather than Roadhog!

What it looks like

Honey, this isn't what it looks like. Unless it looks like I got morphic nanite surgery to get this body to seduce our neightbor's lesbian daughter. Then it's exactly what it looks like.