Lab accident

My wife is almost home, and I wish I knew how she would take the news of the lab accident. It wasn't my fault, really. Jacob was the one who dropped the vial of viral nanite resquencers. Before any of us knew what was happening, everyone in the lab was an identical copy of Yuki, our lab assistant. I wonder if my wife will be relieved to learn we were able to contain the nanite cloud, or upset that I'm now female, Asian, and young enough to be her daughter.

Bikini Beach showdown

You jackass, you know what the old lady would do if she caught me topless again. I'm already pissed at you for bringing me here knowing full well that the showers in the locker room would turn me into a chick. So give me back my top. It's only an hour before our day passes expire. They WERE day passes, right?...No?...Then how long am I stuck like this? A week? All summer? FOREVER?

TG virus on the loose

So, you think it's funny that I caught the TG Virus? Well, it may interest you to know that the CDC has just announced that the virus is highly contagious. After what we did last night, you had better get used to the idea of being my twin sister, Dave.