Pinnochio II: the Boob Fairy

OK, I know you thought it was funny when you used that remote of yours to turn me into a chick. But did you really have to set it up so that my boobs would grow every time I told a lie? I can barely stand upright as it is, and I can't walk down the street without at least a dozen hoots and catwalks. I hate this!... Oh, crud. There they go again...

Winning

We did it! When that bartender said he would lift the curse only if we each earned a thousand dollars in a single weekend, I bet he thought he was getting two slutty waitresses for good. But we pulled it off and now we can go back...hmmm, you taste good. And we never earned this much money at the office. Maybe winning the bet means losing the prize...

Happy 2015

My New Year's resolution is to share the secret of the potion with as many people as I can. I'm so much happier after giving up my boring old life as a man to live as a sexy him go. I though about starting a Kickstarter to get my potion out there. Then I thought about spiking the drinks at the club where I work now. But in the end, I figured I could spread the most joy if I just dumped the potion in the city's water supply. Enjoy! 2015 is going to be a lot of fun!