Throw it away

You're offering to turn me back? Since you used that magic remote of yours to turn me into a chick, I've been scoring free drinks, I got a modelling contract where I earn more in a week than I did all last year, and I learned that our favorite supermodel Holly Masters is a lesbian with a thing for blondes. So you take that remote and throw it into the ocean for all I care. I'm staying this way.

Birthday wishes

I was stupid to believe in birthday wishes. I actually had my hopes up when I wished I would get to have dinner with the girl of my dreams. I blew out the candles and...nothing. The seat across from me was still empty. Oh, well. It was worth a shot.

Lost again

Shit! I lost another game. This time I had to give up my manhood.  I must look completely female to people now. Damn. If I don't win this last match, my tits are going to grow larger than this volleyball I'm holding.