Don't care

Look, I don't care that you used to be my best bud. Whatever that magic remote of yours did to me, I don't think like a guy any more. So if you want to know what it's like to feel these long legs wrapped around you, put down your toy and come over here.

Mergers and Acquisitions

There, you see, Mr. Black? Your rival should be suitably docile for you now. He shows no sign the he was once the male CEO of Geneticorp. Indeed, the only care he now has in his pretty little head is how to make you happy. I'd say our transformation process is a success, wouldn't you?

Lucky winner

Each visit to the TG Captions 4 Ever surrenders you in the sweepstakes to win a summer-long pass to Bikini Beach. I won last year, and I liked my new body so much I upgraded to a lifetime membership.  Hurry now while the showers are stuck on the "Denise Milani" setting!