Sexpionage

The government of China found themselves frustrated by the fact that most superheroes ended up in the USA, leaving them far behind. However, spies from Beijing obtained samples of the DNA of two of America's most powerful supers. The president ordered two members of the special forces to have their genes resequenced to create China's first homegrown heroes. The soldiers were prepared for the development of superpowers. They were not quite prepared for the other effects of having their DNA overwritten by that of Wonder Woman and Supergirl. Nonetheless, the Chinese government considers the test a success. American spies report that the Chinese government has begun to stockpile a billion doses of the transformation serum...

Fair's fair

Henry felt a little sorry for his friends, but a bet was a bet. They had drawn the low cards, and they would both have to drink the potion that would turn them into nymphomaniac girls for the rest of the summer. Sucks to be them, Henry thought, but at least I get two hot girlfriends out of this.

So sorry

Honey, I'm so sorry that I said that women deserve less pay for doing the same work as men. And I'm sorry for every other sexist thing I've ever said in the past. And I swear I'll never vote for Donald Trump. Now can you use your magic to change me back?