Saturday, October 3, 2015

Request: Jonathan's last wish

Jonathan realized his mistake soon after he made the wish. There were two important limiting factors in "having all of the powers of a genie" that he desired. One: he was limited to granting the wishes of others, and two: he was stuck in the body of a sexy woman, identical in every way to that of the genie he had discovered. Jonathan served master after master, bound to them until they died of old age or made a colossally stupid wish, like "I wish for fifty tons of gold." (Ha! He should have specified the location. Two meters over his head didn't bring him much happiness...). Sadly, none of the masters wanted to use their third wish to free him, until he came upon one master, who thought he had the system beat. "I wish you would be free but would continue to love me forever." "Forever" has different meaning for mortals and djinn. Her master died at age eighty-six last year, and while she still loves him, Jonathan is finally free of her obligation to serve. However, she remains stuck in female form, and without a master to make wishes, she is going to remain a young and beautiful genie...Forever!

Friday, October 2, 2015

Request: Jonathan gets small

Jonathan thought he was being clever when he made his wish. He figured that a selfless wish, like "I wish to make others happy" would not be twisted. But the pixie he had captured decided that she was happiest when she was granting wishes, and being the last of her kind, she was painfully lonely. Thus, it made sense to her to transform Jonathan into a pixie just like her. Now Pixie-Jonathan has to admit that granting wishes does make her happy, especially the really perverted wishes.