For science

Fred, this new species of starfish you discovered is amazing. The toxins they secrete actually transform the chromosomes of their prey to female. The longer you expose your bare skin to them, the more feminine you become. You had better stop, Fred. It's getting hard to tell you were once a guy. Fred...?

Wrong number

Jack? Who is Jack? Master used to have a friend name Jack, but ever since Master became a powerful transmuter, he has preferred the company of beautiful bimbos like me. Tee-hee! Would you like to meet him?

Innocent

Don't play innocent with me. I know what that remote of yours can do, and I'm pretty sure I didn't have these bodacious boobies yesterday. You can relax, though. I'm not here to kick your ass. I'm here to see if you can make them bigger.