Request: Felix takes a break

Felix's week on Genderswap Island was all he could have hoped for. His female body was perfect, but staying forever was out of reach for him financially. But then, on the day he was due to leave, he saw a "help wanted" sign for a desk manager. Pay included room and board, and Felix was perfectly qualified for the job. How lucky!

Request: The Parasite

I stared at myself in the mirror and jiggled my shoulders. Something felt different, but I couldn't say what. Was this a result of the parasitic infection that I obtained in the rain forest? The doctor said that parasites can often deadening sensory perceptions until they are well established in the host. I can't remember my chest ever feeling this heavy before.  Well, I hope it's not a tapeworm. I'm taking Susan out to dinner tonight and I'd hate for anything to ruin our date.

For Uknowwho!

April Fooled

"Think he's had enough April Fooling this year?"

"Mike, Alvin deserves far worse. He put a dead fish under the floorboards of your car. He hacked my Facebook account and told my parents I was coming out. And remember the gag where he made your girlfriend think she was pregnant? I say we leave this jerkwad as a dumb, horny bimbo until next April 1, at least."



Requests are coming! Enjoy the next month. I filled requests in the order I received them I enjoyed all of your ideas!