Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Avatar

Perkins, it's me: Professor Rodman. The artifact has turned me into an avatar of Ileana, the fertility goddess. She needs human hosts to bear her young into this world. You must mate with me at once...don't think you have a choice, Perkins. I have total control of your body now. Do not worry, for our coupling will bring you great pleasure, and once you have impregnated me, you too shall be transformed into an avatar of the goddess. Only then will you know true divine bliss.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Mere mortals

"Not to tell you your business, girls, but shouldn't you be out fighting crime?"

"Look, Professor, just because you turned us into chicks and gave us superpowers, don't assume that were going to do what you want. I have my hands on the ass of the one person with the strength and stamina to get me off sexually, so I I decide that it's time for us to have sex...Well, crime can wait."

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Stripper-inator

"Happy birthday, Henry! I gave you the stripper body you always wanted...oh, I seem to have overdone it on the intelligence reduction. Seems he's only good for stripping, dancing, and fucking now. Oh, well. At least he's happy.