Almost made it

The witch said I could regain  my male body if I went three days without experiencing a female orgasm. I have less than an hour to go, but I don't think I can make it. It just...feels...so...good! Oh, God!

Pop multiples

Hey, Selena?

Yeah?

Why did you turn me into a copy of yourself?

Because I wanted to have sex with myself. I thought that was obvious.

Yeah, but why me? I mean, I used to be a guy and all...

But nobody loved me more than you did. I could see it in your eyes when I saw you in the audience at my concert.

I was there with my daughter, remember?

And think how thrilled she'll be when she finds that her dad is Selena Gomez!

Hardly..

.Do you think she would understand better if I turned her into another copy of me? I've always wanted to try a selfcest threesome.

Bimbo App

I don't get it. How is this bimbo app you installed on my phone supposed to help you get a date?...All right, I'll take a selfie. What's it for? Some dating site?...Holy shit! What did you do to me? I'm a chick! And, like, I totally look like a slut...mmmm, I feel so good, though. Like, you wanna touch my new body? I could totally go for being your girlfriend.