Sister prude

Oh, my God, Martin! Give me back my body! Or at least put on some clothes that make you look less like a slut. If Mom sees you like that, she's going to ground you...ground me...that was your plan all along, wasn't it, you body hopping sack of crap?

No longer freaked

I was totally freaked out when my wife asked her best friend the witch to turn me into a woman. I was a good husband: I provided, I loved, and I didn't cheat. So when I asked why they turned me into a sexy babe, they told me it was to reward me for being a good husband. It seems my wife had broken the rules of her coven by marrying a man. They agreed not to punish her,on the condition that I join the coven as well.

Scott's date

"Good to see you again, Scott. You look well. And who is your lovely date?"

"Oh, she's not my date, Mr. Preston. This is my father. There was an accident at his lab, and we're here trying to raise money to fund research into a pill that can duplicate the effect."