It looked I was in for a steep fine after running a red light. Fortunately, I had my TF Gun with me. I turned Officer Dan Stokes into Officer Donna Stokes. I also ramped her libido up to the maximum. She's going to make me work off my fine in the back of her patrol car.
At midnight, we all made a wish. One of us had his answered. Gary wished that I would become his girlfriend, Jessica Rabbit. Why couldn't he at least have picked one of the women at the party? Well, he can play pat-a-cake by himself. I'm going to spend 2017 getting even with him.
