Andrew doesn't live here anymore

Oh, you're looking for Andrew? I'm sorry. He doesn't live here anymore...Where has he gone, you ask? Well, let's just say that he's in a happier place, living the life he always wanted to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few more loose ends I need to tidy up.

Punished enough?

"I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

"I said...I said that it was wrong of me to objectify women. All women, witches and non-witches alike, deserve to be treated with respect. I should never have grabbed you, and I will never to that to another woman without her permission in the future."

"Very good. You seem to have learned your lesson. I'll stop your breasts from enlarging any further."

"Thank you, ma'am. And may I ask when you're going to give me my old body back?"

"Oh, don't be silly. I'm rewarding you with a female body for having learned your lesson.  If you decide to be ungrateful, I might decide to inflate you again."

"No thank you, ma'am. I like my new body."

"That's the spirit, dearie."

Closed for season

I went to Bikini Beach on a dare. Being changed into a busty babe in the showers was a shock at first, but over the weekend I began to get used to my new body. I even had a little fun and contemplated another weekend next year. Then word came that, due to technical difficulties, Bikini Beach Club would be closing for the season. Everyone would be stuck in their beach bodies until the park re-opened next June! What am I going to do? I'm the starting left tackle on our football team!