Great awakenings

When I went to sleep, I was a forty year old guy with a crummy job and a failing marriage. When I woke up, I was in this body, in a place I did not recognize. I have no idea who I am or how I got here. You'll forgive me if I don't try very hard to get to the bottom of things.

Last chance resort

Dude, we've been here almost a full day at this resort, and I haven't seen a single one if the hot chicks you promised. As soon as I'm done with these chocolates they gave me, I'm going to cut my losses and hop the first plane to Jamaica...why are you looking at me like that? Why do I feel so tingly? Oh, my God! I'm changing! Do something! And by 'do something', I don't mean 'take off your pants'!

MAU Party

Look, I know we agreed to keep the MAU a secret, but it has been almost three days since we found it, and I think we have the hang of it. Besides, we can trust Gary, Ted, Phil, and John. They see the potential of this thing and they agreed to keep our secret.

So, to celebrate, we're having a little party in here. We decided to all try out the same body. We drew straws, and Phil won, so we all became clones of Denise Milani. It was a good choice, and the guys have already begun a make out session. I think we'll keep these bodies until tomorrow morning...at least!

You're welcome to come in and join us, as long as you're willing to step into the MAU and become the sixth Denise on our little team. What do you say?