There's an app

No, you stupid phone, work! I thought that app would only show me a picture of my ideal girl, not turn me into her! And it doesn't look like there's any function to reverse the change? What am I going to do? It's my engagement party, and my fiancee is out there. She's going to kill me when she finds out what I did. Then she's going to kill me again when she finds out my ideal woman was her little sister!

Dumb witch

Look at that dumb witch glaring at me. I can't believe she got so upset just because I stared at her rack. If she doesn't like it, she shouldn't show off her jugs like that...hm, she's not the only one. Why is everyone else staring at me...OH MY GOD!!!

End of the fraternity system

Because the brothers of the Mu Alpha Upsilon fraternity had shown such flagrant disrespect to women, Dean Wormer revoked their charter. The boys came up with a plan to remain on campus by using their newly-discovered MAU to transform their fraternity into a sorority. Much to Wormer's dismay, their parties have grown no less wild.